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like anchovy caviar on salt pork...or is it saltpeter?" Of course he knew if there was even a trace of saltpeter inside a booger shot out of his arse that it was Guinness Nitro IPA

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a parkinson's patient with his legs blown off at the knees." I sobbed even more. "Father that is horrible and a mean thing to say to your own son." Alocadas laughed. "Your my secon

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It is a fact, as factual as a fact can be factual; I'm neither a politician nor a journalist. It is a fact that twigs and berries and strawberry creams are always in my dreams!

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Beth was born blind. When the doctors removed the bandages all that she had fealt before with her fingers, nose and ears was visible. It was ugly! The world was ugly and disgusting

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set in motion. Wiggling worm people related to leeches danced about singing in high pitch voices only dogs could hear, tunes that sound like whistle while you work. It was all terr

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they all piss their pants. It's funny! It's also true." These rednecks eyed Lawrence up and down, tanking him for a city slicker. Little did they know he was once a survival expert

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have discovered the fountain of youth and bathed in the glittering gold dust from El Dorado. It happening I tell you. "Here sir take your pill... no no the blue one, not the red!"

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crowd would cheer appreciatively at Squiggles' good-humored antics, with the beheaded bodies making a special effort to join in the clapping. For his next waggish act, he poked out

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running for President. "Madam," reporters would ask "is it true you support free trade?" That's where Glenda's adroitness came into play: "Yes- but only within certain parameters!"

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of all things. Was it possible A17 found them to be more interesting than she did Eric? Then he remembered the time he had insisted they while away the night chanting prime numbers