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Hopefully by tomorrow morning I will get there to the supermarket.

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through her body as always. She was feeling good. She had just had a all-night conversation about forgiveness with some guy and now she had some fancy booze for breakfast. It was

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It depicted man from childhood to manhood and old age. It also depicted woman the same way. So when Xylaxim found it in orbit around his moon world. He knew he had to go him some

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blow bubbles and distract the entire addlepated crowd of inept politicians. The Dick Cheney impersonator was no exception and feel in line with the crowd mean while catwoman came i

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The barista was confused by the customer's request in Spanish for the largest small coffee that she had. It was not that that it was in Spanish that confused her but what size did

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but the Floridan began to climb the hospital blinds, yelling "The celery wants me to take that pill!! The celery!" The nurse had to shoot him with a potato gun before he would

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the wall in frustration. Everywhere he went, a dead cat tried to talk to him, or a mummy wanted to be his roommate, or some such thing. "What a boring life I have!" Phillip cried.

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head to show to my employer, but I'll bring it back in a couple of days." The big bunned man agreed and was decapitated. Unfortunately, the assassin accidentally left the man's hea

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I like to dance when it's raining and play guitar with my friends especially at midnights. Maybe you like to

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When the sun came up, everybody pretended not to notice that there was a brain just sitting there on the bench in the middle of the village. Old Man Jennings chose that day not to