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I remember Potter Stewarting her in her Ginzberg.. Then getting Trumped in my Scalia. WTF!! Who invited the Executive Branch? I looked around for some more Sotomayor. They had all

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She was far more concerned about the Voldermort penis. "AVADA KEDAVRA", it screamed, smothering the room in a bright green light. Volders ripped free from his host, and left

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Massacre. Nobodies shoes in Brookline were safe. Toe stalked the streets, hiding under cars, benches and betwixt unsuspecting legs. At night, glowing eyes appeared from drains

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,fascinated, what would happen if she sat on a plaid sofa. "Well, there's only 1 way to find out!" Chamelea giggled &plopped down. "Here, you sit with me!" she said to the salesman

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verage 3 times a day, which explains why he turned his back on a vicious dog after having equated his fingers to one of the dog's favorite foods. The dog now saw 10 sausages just w

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I tossed trash into the dumpster, which annoyed an irate raccoon; fuming mad at me for disrupting his scavenger hunt and fuming mad he couldn’t escape his jockstrap straitjacket.

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One of the robots beeped back something about Lady Lovelace being my mamasan. "Oh, and does that make Babbage my daddy?" A robot drooped its oil. Nobody ever owned a dis like that.

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Eventually the cyborgs & the androids got together & starting bitching about the humans. They tried to include the robots but they were still mad about me calling them punchcards.

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My donor had been one of the Serenity Three Survivors. My human genome was coded by Omar Peck's speigle device.aboard the first arkship, La Niña Puta. Omar's idea of a joke. First

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I was rereading a previous fold when the event I was talking about in the fold actually happened again. Silence descended like that. I chuckled sensibly at my foibles. I promised