I went to see a psychiatrist because I wanted to see a psychiatrist in his natural habitat. I created a psychiatrist & told him to act separate from me as creator or as patient. He

All those aliens you see in movies are not real. Those are just people who take body modifications to the max. I can't imagine how much it costs to have your gastro intestinals on

She told them also to hard code a green nose to the human genome. Make that now the default option. Let us also discourage the flesh colored nose as well. It can still be a choice.

When she tromboned the twins in intramural sex romp 102, all bets were off the table. When she tabla rasa-ed the Philosophy Departments of Pluto, Mars, Peter, and Mary. They wore a

It is like trying to hang your hat on a moving target. But you realise the moving target isn't the target, you are. Then you rethink staying on the moving target. Why should the

By the time the world knew that jimbeau was the Greatest Ass-Kicker to ever walk on God's green Earth, he had already kicked the world's asses into one world government with him as

I wonder how many men of old ended up in institutions simply because they were heard arguing with themselves. Several of me think I understand. The others don't know a shit from a

Better to forget them. They are just memories. This hot tamale is real and saucy. I don't like my hot tamales saucy. Wait. Oh yeah I do. Damelos salsas de lumbre. Que se chinge el

The trick was reminding yourself that you'd already done even when you know you were lying to yourself. That is where I came up short. I couldn't confront myself over some of that.

So I'm sitting around repeating Trypophobia because a few minutes ago I couldn't say it right. TrypophobiaTrypophobiaTrypophobiaTrypophobiaTrypophobia. I'm saying it correctly now.

He personified garbage, the way he debated; he embodied garbage, the way he behaved toward others; he personalized garbage, the way he abused and neglected women; he was garbage.

Father O'Malley indeed hastened to pour holy water down the writhing girl's throat, unaware it was his vodka flask. "Shum more, pleash, fazher," begged the demon. "It's repenting!"

How could I tell my parents about my lover? He was thousands of years old. Purple-skinned. And VERY touchy-feely. Yes, that's right. He was.. Barney the Dinosaur. They would be

Tim Simon was walking home thinking about making a dental appointment when he walked into the wrong future. The future he walked in wasn't even his. Tim didn't know this until he

When Winny and Wesley went shopping in Worcester on Wednesday, Winny asked Westely an unfortunate question. "Does this fireman's helmet make me look hot?" Wesley fainted. Again, wh

The end of the line was what was waiting for Winny Willowly when she wished the witch closure.

The sound of the electricity is loud tonight. There was a time when a man cold go black & white or greyscale if he wanted. Lie on a bed in some motel in the desert & wait for the

Oh, wait, everyone already knows that the secret to everlasting happiness is writing folds. what else can I use as an enticement for attracting 100 likes?

Erect nipples, can't we infest, die like the rest?

You all are doing very poorly as Folders. Believe me. Nobody knows Folding better than me—Donald T. Duck. I’m the best Folder ever. Okay? But you already knew that, didn’t you?