I decided to have some mushrooms, cheese, jalapeños, and onion thrown together into some sort of crime fighting team under the auspices of trying to matter in order to pass along

I remember now that when he called her a tart it meant something much different than it had when her mother called her sister that. "I'm thinking something with mushrooms, cheese &

I think I just broke another beer glass by putting A&W Root Beer in it. It will tweak my chemistry on two fronts. General Custer couldn't have done better. Then he did better. Well

I tried even harder to get myself free. I went into a frenzy. Louie's smirk went away fast. He took a step back. Then he remembered he was The Louse. He saw I was spent. "Bring her

I took myself to task for divorcing meaning from truth and ethics. You claimed they should be their own Form. I felt the double cross that wasn't a cross. I saw how you extended in

I didn't care if she was workng her way through whoredom. I only cared that I could never be with her again. Her century was not the same as mine. Both of us kept forgetting that.

Another thing I imagine having forgotten was whether these plums are supposed to be this tart. Just like this morning remembering something from Star Rover by Jack London. Now I do

I imagine Imogene Poots got it bad when she was a kid. The boy named Sioux might have understood. He had his own scalps to commodifiy before sunrise. He hoped it wasn't too late.

Mom's Diner was my mom's place. The mom of Mom's Diner was Winchell Poots. He was a lawyer by day and a chicken cooker in the evening. Or until closing if another girl didn't show.

I invited Suzanna Vega into my ears and mind. I would have wished for more but that was all I got. I'm just saying.

Seeing her started to weigh on my mind. What if Lady Look only existed in that moment that I looked at her? Without my look, she was not Lady Look. Or she just wasn't at all. Still

"WTF Granma by taking away the only baby sitter I can afford? What are you going to watch Springer on now, Granma? Give me that gun now. You know what they said the last time." She

He noticed Medusa's toenails had been burnished or something. He looked closer. Medusa thought he was going for an upskirt. She beamed her gaze at Gastro-Intestinal Joe. He toppled

Gastro-Intestinal Joe liked how that joke had worked so well in both English and Italian. Venusian actually. What? Venusian, a voice said in GI Joe's head. His GI Track went cold.

from the tree. Gastro-Intestinal Joe had also dislodged a Bishop's purse that had been hidden in the tree by Robin Hood. If not him then one of his Merry Men. Without arms, Gastro-

He shook his snooty nose no. "How about Stinking Bishop," I said, pretty close to erupting. I felt like I was in a Monty Python bit with this guy. I think he thought so too. Relish

"I can't imagine what has delayed the man, Your Grace. My Tim Moon ain't like those other Tim Moons you'll be looking for and you know that. Don't tell me that after all that we've

"Since I'm about to die for her let me tell you why do so willingly. She is my Queen. If you hadn't usurped her place you might've been my queen someday. My service is to the Realm

The first time I crossed paths with General Custer, he wasn't General Custer but it was him. His name was Don Senor Vladimir Limon. We were in the Green Salon at the palace of Her

Damnation! I should have let Luke hang for the Murphy. I know he didn't do it. Because, I did the Murphy. I didn't want to hang in my place either. I went to see General Custer in