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from some kid way toward the back of the room, who also burped and farted a lot, making my keynote speech much harder to take seriously. Still, I pushed ahead, ignoring that kid
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when just one of them would have sufficed. Moose Lodge #438 in Sheboygan was bad enough, but ME? Here I am with two bullets having gone right through me, and these tourists just
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would get herself a nice, tasty bowl of nachos and snack on those while binge-watching "Tidying Up with Marie Kondo". She got lots of great ideas for cleaning up the army camp from
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von Sneazhkopf, who had a thing for large octopus women. Ursula adored Azhan, especially for the charming way that he could dispose of an unruly peasant. Under the sea, they ruled
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late to my concert, the Patriots of Purgatory, but I just didn't feel like going with this White Life infection going on in my zombie body. The operator said, "You should consult
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"YES!" shouted the Marvel Cinematic Universe producers! "The Batman is dead! Long live the Avengers!" But Batman wasn't done yet. He still had a trick or two up his cape. First, he
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belched, then blushed self-consciously as I looked back and forth between my dead lover and the film crew. "Uh, yeah. That." It kinda ruined the moment, really. So I packed my bags
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Meanwhile, a train departed from Tijuana at 4AM with a load of coal destined for Durango. If Juan a Holanda was traveling at 60 MPH and the train at 90 MPH, at what time would they
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number of times. Three, in fact. But they came to the same conclusion each time: This cartoon was perfect for children of all ages. "Might Hercules" was greenlit for release on
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reverted back to where it had been. Or would have been. Or will have been? How does the future change back to a previous form? Therein lies the real conundrum. My future uniform is
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down the gauntlet for real. "All right, dude. You're going on one helluva trip whether you like it or not! And if you so much as make a peep about it, I'm gonna make you trip even
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-eing the greatest people they could be no matter what the circumstances. Solitary, hard labor camp, maximum security? It didn't matter to Mugsy. Mugsy was the kind of crime lord
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I used to like that. My smile has been referred to as a nausea inducing uncanny valley. I didn't know how much teeth to show. Teeth together or apart? I was thinking about the few
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layed limp on the ground, till its breath became air. The fair maiden was thrilled that the fight was over and turned to our hero who was holding a
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The crowd was shocked. They look toward the Disco Clown and realized that he float to the air.
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I couldn't help but go. I was so weak, falling for her sweetness like that and yearning to taste her so much. She was flitting towards me, looking like an angel, while I was
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and then I'd fall asleep mid-sentence due to not having had enough coffee to see me through the performance. The spectacle, of course, was to see how far I could get before I
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Oh, it would be a great day when he found this Shangri-La of enlightenment. He could leave this God-forsaken world behind and join a new chorus of ideas and pure information, where
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which wasn't actually wrong, but was just different from what everyone was expecting him to do. How can something be wrong when the rules haven't been clearly defined? You might
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was taking a nap. All those reports I filled out drained me. I woke up weeks later feeling like I was enchanted or something. Some brassy sounds waft through my room. It sounded li