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somewhere along the way, my prostate installed a virus, which eventually corrupted my entire reproductive system. Soon, my genitals were stealing everyone's identities and hacking
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Freedom! Miss Piggy executed the Karate Chop of Freedom upon her geriatric rainbow-connecting Muppet and was instantly whisked off to the magical land of Marionettes, where
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swandive into the splendiforous portal of silliness that is FoldingStory, heart open, eyes full, loins gyrating. So how am I doing so far? Have I given you enough juicy words to
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rupture in spacetime that I could investigate? Which dimension would it send me to? The evil grocer would of course want me to stay, but if I were to just reach into that void,
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the oversized fungal masses to ride bikes. They don't even have to learn how to bike without training wheels. It's just tricycles. And if the sun rises a degree to the left tomorro
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. And if he did crash, he couldn't die. And if he did die, he couldn't go to Hell. And if he did go to hell, he couldn't meet the Devil. It was all in the contract. So, as one does
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of intelligent agriculture will pull at their heartstrings. Imagine having a conversation with your corn before eating it! How romantic. I'm willing to invest two billion into
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and without warning something ordinary happened and I was on cruise control the whole time and missed it. A car passed slowly past my house. Jimmy Hoffa was in the back seat. Where
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and then we went back to speaking in English. So anyway, I was saying something about pistons and contrails, but I think that was just a bit of a fever dream. It's kinda too bad,
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few years later, she finally managed to lift herself off the ground. Ironically, it was harder than it should have been because the additional muscle mass made her quite a bit heav
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with outdated software. A cucumber inserted strategically into my left ear will perform a factory reset on my brain, and then I can download a newer frontal lobe and update my
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said the Succinct Pirate. "r m8e! Wut ye be doin on me shp?" The Verbose General replied, "Well, sir, I have dutifully boarded your vessel, which I must say is an amazing piece of
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you, boo.” I thanked him for his time and talent and tenaciously tiptoed into the torrential rain. I looked up into the sky and screamed, “I DO ME, BOO!” Just then,
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Like, there was this one time where Keanu Reeves came to his farm and went "Whoa!" when he saw the vast flocks of sheep and cows just grazing on the land. "How did you manage to
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"Who?" "What?" "When?" "Where?" "Why?" He had almost all of the questions answered, but there was one question he still hadn't asked. And for the life of him, he couldn't
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There are only a few people left here from the old FoldingStory site. I miss Chaz, MoralEnd, Woab, and all the rest of the wacky gang that I used to fold with, for better or worse.
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just a few lazy hamsters that sometimes walked, sometimes sauntered, rarely ran, mostly just lazed about in their wheels. No wonder there were so many stargate delays and lost bag
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just in time to avoid the Great Dr Pepper Invasion of 2008. She hid behind Admiral Jones, sipping her Pepsi nervously while the Kool-Aid Men fired off rounds of Tab at the
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Good morning. I am the wealthiest and most famous person currently alive. But tomorrow, I will also be the most powerful. For I have seen the future, and it has ... uh... line?
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cliff, they would, smiling & thanking me profusely while falling. If they survived they blames themselves for not having enough faith in Trump's vision of America. Then donate to m