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The army of lawnmowers came rushing towards me I couldn't escape!
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My girlfriend wouldn't even believe me about the ghostly sightings I found after I discovered that CD lying in the attic along with the player. Last night, I saw a CHILD'S ghost on
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"C-c-cold...so...cold...I don't know why...I feel so cold...now." Poppi sat, pale blue eyes and faded scarlet hair enraptured in the snow fluttering between her hopes and her life.
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The music blasted into my ears as I walked to the bus stop. I did a little dance as cars passed me but I didn't care what any of them thought. I turned the street to my stop when..
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The time had come. It was time for the mass destruction the planet of the purple pants have been planning for plenty of years
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Eyes watch me in my sleep... they won't go away. They haunt my dreams... they won't go away.
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Eyes watch me in my sleep... they won't go away. They haunt my dreams... they won't go away.
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It was time. Time for the mass destruction the purple pants have planned for years.
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adorable that they distracted me from my actual goal, and pointed me within this direction. I just have to make sure that this time-space strain doesn't happen again. I have to try
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It was time. Time for the mass destruction the purple pants have planned for years.
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It was time. Time for the mass destruction the purple pants have planned for years.
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Whenever we would attack another pirate ship, we would always get injured, so thank God we have full coverage.
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I always wondered why that toe became something i couldn't live without.
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was sent to the New Halifax mines after he stole a loaf of bread from a bodega. He was sitting in a rocket crammed with other prisoners and pondering his fate. After all, it was
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No hate crimes in Xenophobe, North Carolina, no siree! We are incredibly welcoming. We are happy to accept everyone who comes to our town. As long as they look just like us.
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I mean, it wasn't THAT bad. It was just a rift in the universe, no biggie. Nothing we couldn't fix.
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Which is a shame, really. They would never experience cartoons and chewing gum and being rejected by Kevin from sixth grade, whi is a total jerk but still a cutie.
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think about it. What about morsels? And murals? And muesli? Well, I would trade immortality for a bowl of muesli in a blink of an eye, my friend. And what about
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Go home, I guess? Listen, I've never rescued princesses in all my life, I don't know what we're supposed to do here. Let's just go with the flow and see what comes next.
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t, t, take it or leave it. Then comes u - stands for you and me! And then v... V, v, v... Venomous snakes, of course! W is for wineglasses, and then X for... X for... What does it