and merry money made Momma moon over her favorite, m. The WXYZ's weren't about to let the happen too much longer. M was getting too big for his britches. They knew a mohel to take

Mr. Hurricane called his buddies, Typhoon & Cyclone. Mrs. Hurricane, nee Summer Breeze, had caught a jetstream to southern climes. She had taken all of the wind out of his sails.

de Vaca Naca dispatched nuclear hurricane suppression devices. The government was left with the bill. Generations would be paying for it. The hurricane saw it as a personal attack.

to drag on a giant's finger. The finger was connected to a giant's hand. The hand was connected to a giant's arm. Ultimately, everything was connected to a giant's giant. The giant

Having just proven that existence before essence is the norm, I decided to take the family to a 3rd world civil war. The facts on the ground argued that my proof had been weakened.

the next brah that liked big tits, tiny bikinis, and popsicles. Watching her dupe another guy was worse than the shark bite through my heart. Then the next brah was the fresh blood

Why are we going through this hell just to get to the next hell? Couldn't we have gone around or over this? What is so special about heaven anyway. Their smug faces are a hell on

My friend Anthony's mother and sisters claimed that I turned Theo, the youngest brother, into a lava lamp. Theo looked fly as a lava lamp but it wasn't me who did it. Anthony sided

Without his Saturday night with the boys, Tio Pepo was dying. His medications didn't allow for drinking. When drunk he was a pleasure giver. Sober he was a SOB. Nobody could stand

For the most part, eating family is frowned upon. Moreso, even, than murdering family. Murdering family is understood. Tia Evita was skimming from Tio Pepo's social security check.

The Lubricity of My Lack of Commitment & How. Too often, it is the case that a person, through no fault of their own, might awaken with no intent to do murder that day. It happens.

The art of telling fictional War stories to toddlers and the terminally insane. I figured I had the perfect murder plan, I could bore people to death with not a shred of DNA agains

There once was a sneeze who lived inside of you, that prayed for an old fashioned flu, It took to the news, promising likes and views, Now that sneeze is a far right pundit pushing

theorized that a man or a rutabaga could quacktum leap into themselves at any other moment in their lifetime. Dr. Frankleigh A. Quack took it to the Duck Council. They quacked at

It fills your lungs with flies and turns your blood into bees. It stains the countryside yellow and sends obscene texts to your mother. Smoking is a silent killer, like Ichi.

Ejaculated, as he was into that kind of thing and was kinda glad he hadn't had to pay for it this time. "Damn, although this could lead to a promotion." He mused. Wrong. He was fi-

React to this, but who knows? Maybe they would let little Patricia be the queen of MARS! I could be rich!

But I didn’t know any of that just then so I opened fire on her. Sheasked me to close it. I closed it. “Try again.” I tried again. The past kept slipping through my fingers. Writ

Her aspect to me presented a target rich environment. She was on the low range spectrum for a Space Cruiser almost bound to serve the asteroid belts. She would be mine someday. We

'round!" Father William said triumphantly and then hiccuped. It was clear Ole Father W had either been at the confessional wine again or he was definitely losing it. Who is Zeno an