The first thing the Mad General in Dr. Strangelove did was to confiscate all radios. It is only because of Mandrake turning on a transistor radio that he had confiscated that we

One thing that is different this time is that Social Media will allow us to witness the making of a fascist state on live stream. What survives can inform the survivors how not to

as he still wasn't sure what the correct answer was. StigMartyr was starting to hate who ever it was who started this one. Jimbeau probably didn't know what Woab means either. Lord

stars told the tale that he had indeed awoken. The Old One would be ascending from the bowels of the Earth to take a breath. Just like it does every 10,022 years. Fumes issued from

Dead enemies are the only ones I got. I could always add you to the list. But not tonight. Tonight I need your stories. Your meandering telling that traces it out. First the good.

the book on that and still managed to flourish in my bondage. I fathered a few nations here and there. Mostly here. I kept to my seven gables. The few friends I had feared me. Dead

"No", she said. "Feed me!" and she ate Todd's head & shoulders. No toddler was going to eat their way through her & then demand she feed him. She couldn't imagine Todd as a teen.

The blue hour struck and the dales and fields went silent as the night birds found their nests and the day birds still in theirs. The first rosy finger on a pussywillow woke them.

The others claimed to have been living on Mars already before EJ Camacho of Space Patrol ever set foot on it. They don't claim to be indigenous. They saw EJ Camacho, Queen of Mars,

The fisherman was an other that dared to entertain the grandkids with a fish. They enjoyed it. The dear things, so innocent. They can't yet see how pernicious the others are. Dues

They couldn't move the Lutefisk at $100 a plate. Then my smart aleck son-in-law said we should say it was a benefit plate for Frump donations. It sells for $9000. The maximum all

Having proof of concept established by the success of his latest experiment in quantum oneirology, Morpheus Somnes tweeted a "SUCK IT" to Prof. Loomis at the University of Pluto.

A swig of pickle juice got the whole shindig rolling. It was one of those nights where you knew at least one of you was going to wake up in jail. You hoped it was you, for reasons.

It took Caine until now, at 57 years of age, to realize that cold leftover rice makes a great sandwich ingredient. He paired it with his baretly sweet iced coffee & too much lime.

Maybe, he thought, if he could get his blood to boil, he would be able to smoke the bees out of his blood and into his beard! So he thought of the thing that made him angriest:

"Your're damn right it is!" I snickered, holding the pistol up to Dr. Phil's shiny gumball-for-a-head. "Hand me the razor Charles!" I yelled over my shoulder. He would shave it die

LOG ENTRY #12 [CLASSIFIED]: I welded the airlock shut while Diana slept in the far room. I'm going to miss my daily morning romp in zero G, but I can't risk her escaping. Or worse,

There is a blurb on the cover quoting Trump. “This is my 3rd favorite book” Now in its 666th Edition it including a complementary subscription to Malevolent Arcana Monthly. Project

We were guilty of the very thing we were warning you about in our warning to you. All approaches have been compromised and trust is no longer the bedrock that fooled ourselves that

Puki and Ahom took their seat around the fire. Their grandfather, Saunth Manitou (Great Spirit), sitting in front, spoke, “All Tallahatchie people must learn to be self-sufficient.