On the way here I was working an ode to lemon juice. The unsung hero of many households. I was extrapolating from my single data point, me. Almost everything is better with lemon

supportive. She understood that Ruby needed a man to see to her pleasure. It was my wife's idea tfor me to canoodle Ruby in the first place. "With her man in prison she's itching

- but never allow it to consume you. It would be better to smash your hand into the mirror and scoop the shards into your mouth, to consume it before it consumes you.

. He pulled out a small brush from somewhere and brushed pieces of windshield off his shoulders. He inspected his umbrella matter of factly. "You might have been damaged," Steve

Papas objected when their manager wanted to make Victor Zaroof one of the Uncles in a new band he was concocting called the Uncles and the Aunts. Victor asked for mamushkas every

The first few months of the colonization of Mars were trying, to say the least. The Martian devils kept stealing back any Martian dirt that the settlers moved or disturbed. Losses

You're never alone when you're with your selves. That cuts both ways. It was the best deal my agent could get me in this backwater Horse Head Nebula shit stain. They've seen real m

As time goes by all the "me"s that I was leaving behind stopped looking like me. I see the recognition in their eye but neither of us likes what we see. Don't meet yourself. Don't.

Even if we know that we're stuck in a time loop doesn't the fact that we know negate the need to tell our stories before their taken from us, ripped from out souls? No that isn't

Profundity said that there was no need for profundity. He exploded. Apparently the explosion was needed. How fortunate we few who noticed it. The opportunity cost is that we're not

with the flow of the life that was all around me. Everywhere, life shouting out "I'm alive!". Dropping my profundity & vanity was like having the scales fall off my eyes. I can see

You could hear me squeal. There is a right where I like. I tried to be succinct and Jermaine Jermaine erase to dirhams. I think he meant drachmas. Nobody asked you,now, did they?

Sometimes a wiser form of me reminds me how far I've come. Then an older senile version of me steps between us. Making me drop my stool sample. It wasn’t a sample. It was the real

I leapt on to the collusion bandwagon; journeyed all the way to the incinerated eugenics plant out in Eugene, joining the Scotts in their memorial to the KKK: Kilt, Keg, and Kazoo.

I leapt on to the collusion bandwagon; journeyed all the way to the incinerated eugenics plant out in Eugene, joining the Scotts in their memorial to the KKK: Kilt, Keg, and Kazoo.

car! Anybody? Anybody? Haha, I'm tellin' ya folks, the rumors you've heard about the Jiggle Machine are not true! It's safe! And I'm giving you a car if you just take it from me!

Subconscious trumpeting penetrating the heart of my thinking. Quality family entertainment on the Internet interrupted by two terrorists building a bomb…commercial free spontaneous

There's a simple pleasure in sitting down with a nice plate of beans. Sitting on a log with your trail mate around a campfire. Then Hortenso's working end got too close to the fire

This crime boss had never been out here in these sticks. I'm sure he moved through his own kind of sticks where he grew up. He must know how it feels getting out of this. He had a

Once the House had determined I would have to venture outside, it started running the diagnostic tests on my atmosphere suit. I double checked them when I donned it. Green lights