Karen’s wanted to go to the prom in a hearse; she’d get her spooky Uncle Stanley to drive it. With ghoulish yelps and screams playing, we’d climb out of a coffin & steal the show.

The great white would have preferred to been swimming but he had to wade a bit to get some Chinese for dinner, he would. In the ocean it is almost always fish, fish, and more fish.

& wearing too much makeup. "Sorry fella, I got blinded by the glitter." She almost pretended to be offended. I'd caught him up to no good often enough. This was a different ploy.

The last time I saw him he was flying away with the Air Wing. That was 1979. I heard through the grapevine that he had moved out to the Pacific North West. He bagged more trophies.

Oh, my brother, Scott Randolf, has run away to the Foreign Legion de Planet to take the blame for a crime that never happened. Of course, right now, I don't know that. I find out

I hope The Last Remake of Beau Geste is not the last remake of Beau Geste. Where's that movie or TV show? How did the brothers find each other? Nothing happened? There's a show.

I remember Potter Stewarting her in her Ginzberg.. Then getting Trumped in my Scalia. WTF!! Who invited the Executive Branch? I looked around for some more Sotomayor. They had all

verage 3 times a day, which explains why he turned his back on a vicious dog after having equated his fingers to one of the dog's favorite foods. The dog now saw 10 sausages just w

I tossed trash into the dumpster, which annoyed an irate raccoon; fuming mad at me for disrupting his scavenger hunt and fuming mad he couldn’t escape his jockstrap straitjacket.

One of the robots beeped back something about Lady Lovelace being my mamasan. "Oh, and does that make Babbage my daddy?" A robot drooped its oil. Nobody ever owned a dis like that.

Eventually the cyborgs & the androids got together & starting bitching about the humans. They tried to include the robots but they were still mad about me calling them punchcards.

My donor had been one of the Serenity Three Survivors. My human genome was coded by Omar Peck's speigle device.aboard the first arkship, La Niña Puta. Omar's idea of a joke. First

I was rereading a previous fold when the event I was talking about in the fold actually happened again. Silence descended like that. I chuckled sensibly at my foibles. I promised

I meant Hulk. I wonder if that is when Bobby De Niro was hiding out by pretending to be a priest. Or when he was the Devil in Angelheart. Or the Robert Mitchum of this Cape Fear.

out while on the toilet performing a vital Imperial duty. He was spending too much on laughters. They couldn't tell when he was joking. They knew they'd be beheaded if they missed

He was exultant at the perceived adoration from the rats. He didn't see the shadow in the alley behind him. Nor did he hear the shadow say, "No mortal, I am Legion. Perhaps we can

I was mostly asleep in the back of Bertha Johnson's Geometry class. I could hear her droning on about scissoring. I assumed she had moved on to Computer Science, Silence descended

I asked my barber/surgeon what he was going to do with my spleen. "Fricka say it," he said. He threw in a slight pause, bright as day, making me think he wanted something from me.

Even after the executioner's axe, the head was still in love itself. Maybe that is why it wouldn't die. His head could still be heard after the 3rd execution behind him. A mirror,

Me talk bueno for the guano. Muchas pesetas y vino. Cabre mi copa mundial desde la cabeza de Atlas. El que le nombran El Mundo. Le puse los elumperaras desde Tartarus donde esta Ta