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Suddenly, I was surrounded by the smell of paprika. It couldn't be, I thought to myself. That sounds like the beginning of a East Bloc fairy tale. "Yes, fairy god comrade mother, p
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Then when day the waves left the station to alert me, my Manilla gorilla honeydew was now a watermelon and could I please go pick up my dozens of pumpkins. Then I remembered the mo
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Just because you are a writer or a sculptor doesn't break the compact that you've undertaken in creating this piece of art.The art is real and deserves to be nurtured just like a b
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Do they lock all their characters in a box and let them fight their way out? Is that even legal? I mean, poetic license can only cover so much. At the end of the day, the author is
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They had all the gumption one bunch of people could have and it still wan't enough to stem the tide of History. They, like their ancestors, were, in turn, forgotten & their existen
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Categorized, repeated, disproven, &, finally, lobotomized. My 2nd life didn't start out all that promising. I had to give them 20 years service doing lucky if you do a year shit.
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My sagging spirit is chafing under the weight of my fardels & foibles. All I have to show for my troubles is hubris & humus from my human side & tide. My idiosyncrasies were noted
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I leave so much out. Between and at all extremes. The ever moving target a center. And in my opening closing, let me draw your attention to my red suspenders being worn by your dau
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I walked into a transgression upon my domicile. I shook my fist to no avail, my past deeds here did not count. My body’s failing an affront. Sleeping on clouds is no proof against
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d. Whispers and rumors would soon spread like wildfire, but no one would ever comprehend the true horrors that had taken place underneath a starless sky at midnight.
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I'll move on to my next trick. Watch as I stuff four grapefruits up my volunteer's ass! I just need a lucky volunteer! Any takers?
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We were driving through ranch roads when I pointed out a pile of sticks to my last friend. "Look at that faggot." She looked at me. "Maybe you should find other non-me friends."
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might just kill himself or somebody else. I wanted to be the one aiming this arrow. I started by insinuating myself into his circle of friends. Having manifested his magic talents,
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I worded my plans but my plans worded me not. I slipped past the shod without a worry in the world. I flip my hat at the floozy selling Bible tracts in front of the Moocher. "Uncle
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If everybody took up their attitude, everybody's attitude would be theirs. If people had ladders for legs, that would be good for people without stairs. If others said they were ba
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Truth be told, even at my age of 38, I still have a few virginities left. They are always there when I am with a new person, hopeful that they will finally escape. They are gettin
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If I mock your godling, you pretend to take offense on her behalf. What dent of veneration did you expect your folly to obtain you against the ennui of a bored godling?
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No word is offensive itself. One can give offense or one can take offense and sometimes they offend themselves as a shared experience. Either way, there has to be an intent to be
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And then my contempt spoke for me. "You scruffy Antifa pipsqueak. You are nothing but a meatbot infected by memes propagated by shadowcoin. Whereas I am a licensed Decapitator. He
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“No, I don’t know that I am strange and I don’t t think you do either Herr Dumphkof”, I told the neo-Australopithecus chewing on my office furniture. Their lawyer, Fqwak, pleaded