, who don't like like soda and only drink leaf juice, tea that is. Luckily, in 2019 there will be no more tea because the soda lords will make everyone allergic to it.How you ask?

Now just 30 seconds before the ball was dropped and the new year began. In our culture, as soon as the new year began, each person had to fight each other until only one person

i caressed my Tantra Kundalini with my third eye open focusing on not being the sound of one hand clapping. My dissatisfaction fell away with my pride and my tact. The viscera that

"Nah IxRakrik, its that the cup doesn't know you yet. Arcturus IV cups are standoffish at first because they're not sure if your anatomy is compatible with them. Start pouring and

le to solve in less than 52 minutes to allow for commercial breaks." The second tape stopped as if considering his request. Five seconds later it self destructed. Another mission

into the ecktoplasmic arena where we murdering ghosts like to hang out trading our murderous stories and lessons learned. Thurlow Weed's name comes up quite a bit. Un celebrite!

to never hear, well, that word I can not say lest I hear it. Which I do not want to do. That is, say it. My tongue would rather be yanked out from its roots than utter it. Beyond

hoped when introducing him to Mrs. Hudson. I knew that he would deny it but Holmes found domesticity abhorrent. But being gentlemen, we had a sartorial duty both for ourselves and

I mean Abe Vigoda, if he is still alive, could catch me if he wasn't pursuing me but if he was, then I could run faster than him. Faster than anyone, but only if they are pursuing

and he was made of hard wood that knew how to be hard wood when it was hard wood that was wanted. Now we understood why Mortimer Snerd always had that goofy face. I wish I had it.

China was about to run into the consequences of its One Child policy. The Party has decided to authorize large scale cloning of their few remaining women. Ped Xing is on Mars in an

Four and a half years later and it was four and half years later. Everything was different but hadn't changed a bit. There were more rich but there was a lot more poor than before.

I can't tell you what the Dying Dutchman might have said but I am sure if you wait 20 years you'll be able to read it all on your phone, someday. They shot him in the last stall.

I felt the hurt of the men underfoot. I used it to become steel. Jet fuel on the inside bush couldn't make me say the twenty third letter. It could ask though. The asking alone can

cavorting with a leprechaun named Jenkins at some rowhouse down under the bridge in the Eastend. Jenkins called Arnold Ziffel his bacon brother. Both were soused, nearly pickled.

his constitutional basic forms. His bombast was recycled & his record expunged. The mindchip was debriefed, degaussed, and finally destroyed. Any lessons learned were kept secret.

were dying for some coffee and donuts. Good for them the whistle of the coffee pot just started breaking the silence. The cops firmly shook my

The text on the shirt was admittedly a bit lengthy but the message was clear: Taint had a terrible taste in clothes. Her caregiver Kylii raised her hand going in for a supportive

The church bells have been underwater since the last years of the the 16th Tyrant, Dennis Meecham. The ghosts of this Potemkin village heard the bells not the bicycle horns. The wa

My scales are thick enough to take their abuse, so far. What concerns me now is that I am thinking more and more about spawning. Just walkout out of my classes and life and swim to