like a unicorn's sweet sweet sweat?" Mac sniffed the air. He didn't smell anything remotely smelling like a unicorn's sweet sweet sweat. "I'll take your word for it." The blind man

I saw with popsicle sticks myself in the coffin that was my office. It was long and narrow and approaching a zone of twilight twitches in the dark. I held aloft my moral compass.

Heinrich was so drunk that he didn’t realize the toilet he was sitting on was overflowing until he felt Poseidon’s Kiss on his ass. Even then, he only readjusted his unit & fell ba

I saw the dark Enochian script in the darker clouds. Plain as can be. Where everybody could see it if they looked. Nobody did, of course. “Look at the pretty night sky,” said the A

I was busy watching the sunset. I missed the curve and drove through the low stone railing and into knowing I had seen my last sunset. I was about to meet the end of my cord.

Today is a day like any other day except it is today. We can not do what we did yesterday today. That is impossiblé. We must do today the only way today will be afterwards, tomorro

My reveries come lightly these days. Maybe shallow is a more apt description. I think the meds they're injecting in those nightly enemas is interfering with my serotonin uptake.

only to find my unborn grandson was there to kill me. He was prevented from killing me by my grandfather who I was there to kill for raping my grandmother. He hadn't done it yet.

When I first saw you with your smile so tender, I didn't know love could be so cruel. Laugh and sing, but while we're apart, don't give your heart to Cathy's clown. Only the lonely

When I first saw you with your smile so tender, I didn't know love could be so cruel. Laugh and sing, but while we're apart, don't give your heart to Cathy's clown. Only the lonely

sure some of my exploits will seem to many of you so incredible as to be beyond belief. I have no proofs for you on some of them but I am also not a liar or a braggart. That I am

When Westly went West he was only manifesting his destiny. When Hannibal had halibut with risotto primavera, he was only being mundane. The point is subtle, I'll grant you. How man

None of us can see that person that is reading this over your shoulder. Well, I guess you could if you turned your head to look. That doesn't do us any good though. Perhaps you

and taking part in political mudslinging on Fecebook, his master Ned called the vet. "Dr. Quacken bush, my dog thinks he's a person," Ned explained, "He has applied for a mortgage

and could he be a dear and post these flyers around the neighborhood. She couldn't on account of her sciatica. "Well I did have this thing I was going to do," he lied. She knew he

The ghost of his elementary school crossing guard told him to add Trump driving the car that ran over the unicorn and he'd be able to sell it for millions to the New Yorker. Tony

and making lewd remarks at passersby. "However," he went on, "Guildenstern knows a fire escape with a hidden entrance to heaven behind some loose bricks. Ask him to show you."

detain sharks that broke into fish hospitals in search of blood and whales that sang too loudly after 11pm. It wasn't an easy job, but Det.Manatee wouldn't have done anything else

But starting off from scratch to foment a fruit war is no easy task. We decided to release an album on the Snookins label to get the word out. Organic Apples: Enemy of Society was

hundred sixty six succulent succubi sashayed seductively to the sounds of Sade at the Salisbury Salon. John Wick had been there & left with a can of green frosting. That very can.