Of course, as is always the case, a friendly game of cards among sea-faring soldiers soon turned ugly. Cabin fever had made its mark on some. "Go FISH!? I'll KILL YOU!"

For despite his father's open hatred of his fellow countrymen, young Pepin the Ugly still clung to the belief that one day he would be taken seriously as a nudist.

follows that you did not just see that rather embarrassing arm flapping I just did." "True, true." the magician agreed. "But, I must tell you, wow - your odor makes that a moot poi

“We talked about me killing people more discretely. These two are the only ones you are hearing because of some fluke in timing. I must have killed 13 people last night. 2 outa 13.

unironically retweeting content from @DonaldJTrump. "Let them burn in Hell," Satan muttered as he noted down their Twitter handles and subsequently blocked them.

a "bazinga" in Jim Parson's voice drifted from the television set. Okay, she definitely deserved a hairball in her slipper. Who still watches the Big Bang Theory? I hacked up the

had finished saying 'casserole', clutching his chest and keeling over dramatically. Claretha snorted. "You think that's getting you out of kitchen duty?" she asked Tony's corpse.

Time, I don't get it. I used to have a subscription back when I was in high school. We actually heard Pink Floyd's Time earlier tonight while driving the backroads. We like old cem

find its target, one of the Jacker's henchman, Right Nut. Robin was kicking Left Nut right in the jewels but missed and they fell into Appliances. Left Nut knocked himself out on

Memory, I can never remember it. Both of my laptops could use a bit more memory. I think I will max them both out. One will be going from 8 to 16 & the other one from 5 to 16. 4x8

I oversimplify things, to put it simply.

Juggling overripe bananas was not a fad that caught on.

For the beasts that they had been directed at had a whole world of pain in store for us if we did not get the chance to wipe their history.

if you'd come back next week to prepare another tasty meal for us? We would love to meet your brother. Perhaps with some fava beans and a fine chianti. Yes, that would be nice.

There was talk that the new queen of Mars, Tina Laguna, was signalling war after what happened. This Aeolis Mensae flight might be the last chance of getting Minnie to her family.

nurture quiet over the internet, but I was doing quite well. Well enough to establish this retreat and 3 others across the country. The internet is helping establish tranquility po

The real winner was you. Instead of any of them, I am here. Cats will always be hungry. I'm not making a dent on that. I can well survive skipping breakfast. Time is a healer. Appl

Simply waking up stripped him from the warm embrace of a very friendly space nymph. Then to be confronted with the eminent showdown between his wanting breakfast first, then a show

slimy egg fell apart and slithered down the kitchen cabinets onto the floorboards. I tried to kick the mangled, eggy remains under the kitchen island, but it splattered everywhere.

strap. It shimmied down the elastic and nestled itself in my cleavage. I plucked the tiny creature out to flick it across the room, then smoothed down the skin flaps on my scalp.