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to Heaven, to see if he can mess up the work the catgels were creating. Little did Luciperr know that on one of those days he would slip and fall into one of the gleaming
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ly nights were freezing cold in the outback. My sleeping bag was thick and warm, but I slept in fuzzy socks, a wool jumper and a beanie. No pants, though. My cocoon of warmth lead
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ng she'd been standing there. It was as if she were a tree, or a strange art installation. "Ma'am," I shouted, "are you okay?" "Of course I'm bloody well not!" she shrieked back.
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ie roll. There are kids around for crying out loud." the Owl angrily hooted. A small boy came over, curious to know how to get his own tootsie roll from his tootsie roll pop.
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the TSA's bad taste in hiring cultists, and so the Passengers decided to make their own group titled: "Tomato Slugging Apes." And the new group could slug everyone with tomatoes.
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get to fast enough. Sarratigo, you see, could only go as fast as a tortoise in a relay race against the hare. Still, the hare didn't watch where he was going, and slipped on a
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the Cheshire cat who'd just eaten the rabbit. (The one who was always late). "Na-noo, na-noo" someone said. Robin Williams' face fell. "Hey," he said. "I may be dead but that joke'
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load. I scratched my brain again. This brain-scratching thing was becoming a habit, I mused. I wonder why I didn't do that before? Oh! Sweet Epiphany. Uh cuz of the helmet!
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If only Kasper could remember the rest. It seems like a chunk of his memory is missing.. What did she do to him last time?
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what I was looking for, so if something else happened in there when I was in there I didn't see it or them or her. It was probably a her. Nobody ever looks for me unless there is a
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I deemed what I was going to say too racist and I admonished myself over it and I was contrite. I saw what I was after but this wasn't the right story for it. I won't tell you if t
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It is a conundrum. What part is reasonable precaution and what part is the paranoia? The threshold is going to be passed at some point here. They need to know that we've made conti
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idea, considering Raylene often thought her thoughts into explosions. Teddy knew, though, that the machine would finally stop the constant telepathy.
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spaghetti sauce, and the Rice a Roni alarm clock won’t stop until you bake it. Let’s just hope the water powered smoke alarm doesn’t go off with sprinkles again.
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His bs ran a mile long, long enough to fill the planet Bathroom several embarrassing and life-threatening times, considering that Barry the bull had explosive diarrhea.
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on foot anyways, but considering he was stuck on the bottom of a shoe, he stuck to it and hoped he could get stuck to the sidewalk long enough to enjoy the scenery.
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If 1 is the greatest number to have, then why is 100 better on scoring on a math test rather than scoring a 1? But when you win as 1 rather than 100 in a relay race, why does it m
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I ate a takoyaki chimichanga and wrote a message on Deadpool’s hidden napkin message. “Walmart ate the last chimichanga mixed with takoyaki without you.”
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This isn’t how I wanted to spend Christmas, under the blistering sun without even a lemonade to cool me off on July 4th.
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You know.. I voted George Washington for president for year 2016... on the Sample BALLOT! I wish I had written it on the real one.