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"Rack off, Dean," I shouted, my voice thick with sleep. Dean and his loser girlfriend kept clapping. I pushed open the flap of my tent and poked my head out. "Oi, you lot! Stop!"
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I mean the pigeons. Look at them, sitting up in the tree, all on the branch that overhangs your parking space. The moment your truck is beneath them, they'll aim and fire.
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Today will be Furious Baalar's Day Off. That was the name of the ungodly entity, this Other, that i had become, am. I started off with a bit of mayhem at the expense of my sister.
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accustomed to being the hot potato no black site or organization wanted to keep for long. The clean sheets had been used against me before. The Soft Cage was classic CIA. I had hop
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I keep the push pull, hodge podge, willy nilly, flip flop flim flam, Bob's your uncle, Wham bam thank you Maam on the down low, just in case. That doesn't mean diddly squat if Jack
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It was true, he had eaten the cat's crap just that morning but he wasn't about to let Simon have the pleasure of rubbing his nose it. "Then I might have to eat you", Bert snarled.
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pero como la tierra de Gosén le dio a Moisés, también lo escupió como yo hago con este flanco que hizo mi hijo. La vida está llena de sal como esta con vecenirilijillos como tú.
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align with the universe. But its high time i stop taking orders from this piggy and take responsibility for my actions and
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The ear begins at the breast, the nose at the other. The eye in the sky does not have tear ducts so you'll have to supply your own. Your shame is the ocean, salvation a single isla
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It is a simple pleasure. Toast with butter & a dab of jelly. Which flavor will prevail? Mosquitoes don't get toast with butter & a dab of jelly; the concept either. If I couldn't
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Golden Showers wasn't enough. He asked his friend Vladimir to put in his two rubles about how he could rectify this situation. Vladimir didn't seem to want to help after he'd made
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Madame Le Tryst was at her summer cottage near Epernay when she learned of what had happened at LaForge. Her brother, Carlos Peligro, was dead. She was now Queen of The Uncursed.
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angry trumpeteers to be knocking on your door at all hours of the day and night. Little cone goes to a very nice school. It would be bad if something happened to him at school or
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"Barista" of Cell Block DD. 2007-2011: Solitary Confinement. 2012-2017: Barista on the Blue Clyde tribute band, When Did the Bombs Stop on their Just Another Kick in the Balls tour
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pick up being President ON THE JOB. Even if the lump isn't, that is still better than the one the lump is replacing. The hope is the hardships the lump has been through will help
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ames. It must be stressed that it was a Portuguese Juan. Which meant it was a normal 'J' not a silent 'J' as in Wuan. So Juan with a normal J it was. Juan was proud with his name.
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He turned until he could turn no more. She stopped him before he passed out. She said "You've been turning for the past 1 hour." "I know" he said. "I might not have a million dolla
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nanites appeared over Yokel's head. They swarmed him, making him invisible for a moment, when he emerged he was His Glorious Supreme Burrito, now drivers would shake their
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Helen of Troy.Lets see if the Achaeans follow Agamemnon into the future. Step6i: Just in case they do, divert them into the middle of the Greek Financial Crisis. Step7: Stock it to
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across them as the Port Officer gave them an Official Warning. The Old Man wasn't going to like that. Just then the PA started calling him to the bridge ASAP. He turned over the Br