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was all the state needed to check off Bread and Circuses on their way to Machiavelli's perfect Prince. Different treatises conflated around their big lie that the empire itself is
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I looked at the two packets of Pistachio Jello that I bought in the long a go in a fit of optimism. The cascading steps between the will and the drive were only the beginning. When
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my default position. How their water soothes me, although their schools don't school me. So don't you challenge me, bishop, 'cause I can do more pushups, and in the intermission
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Delicious fried confectionery. "Caught 'im red eyed, Guv." one would guffaw every 5 minutes or so, to the ecstatic bellowing of the cops. Then, priests jumped through every window
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-wanted souls just need to be patient until they find their forever homes, said Mr. Fistolese. Last cycle I should probably have been kept in the cellar or attic, but my parents
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"My dear sweet bitter Amaretta, I write with some trepidation, as I know your network of revenge encompasses the globe, and that I cannot expect mercy or forgiveness from such a
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matter of how we feel, individually or collectively, is none of your damn business, never has been, and never shall be. Boundaries are important. Ignore them at your peril. But the
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at her delicate hand. "Do eet!" his tiger eyes seemed to command. Which is how he ended up with a bowl of cereal for a hat and milk dripping down his furry face. His human wife
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I buried my brisket into her buns. She squealed, “Au Jus!” and began to run. I shot like a gun, but I squirted a dribble. “Give me more!” She jerked; then concluded, “Ishkabibble.”
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Down and, at the door, croaked "You'll catch me if you put your heads together!" The police shrieked in horror as their heads fused with each other, heated up to boiling point and
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Don't yourself get rounded to the nearest number. You deserve more specificity than that. Or maybe you'd prefer to hide in the derivative. I've got the proof for that. Leibnitz's
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hitting all of these shmucks soon, and once they're tripping they'll have no clue they're drinking cat piss and not homebrewed beer. I took a seat besides the window and waited for
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Sunny Purdue and Sunny Leone. Sunny Blu. Sunni Muslim, sunny dispossession; there had to be a reason for this madness. I drank my Sunny Delight as I pondered my next move.High Noon
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We haven't raised the issue of who's reality we were working for or with. Kevin Blake was the only one I recognized from his walk. Others that I saw were way out there. Close to
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Parents were complaining that his baiting videos were causing an uptake in wrist injuries to early teens. "My son got hooked by a barracuda with risky eggs. I don't know what bait
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We lived in the sticks. The nuns were the only women I had to fantasize about. The nun with camel toe was barely scratching the surface. Hmmm, I remember Sister Roberta. She taught
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"No, that is what she wanted you all to think. She might have looked like she weighed only 75lbs. Try 602. Dying hasn't made her any smaller. XXXXL nylons help," Tommy admitted. He
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That root beer is the perfect amount of flat. From now on all weights and measures will be based on that flatness. The root beer flatness model of the universe was complete. Gödel
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People looked at me briefly. Then they went back to their screens. A few tweeted the video. AI was used to render the video of the video to use in the video. #WTFGAshitAnna trended
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It is like you are moving surrealistically with direction and reason at your side. Tip toeing between stalagmites you sneak up on your prey. You peek. It is a free thought. Every