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When you run from one torture but find another so you run back to the first torture. Then you think a new torture might seem like a novelty. That's still part of that other torture
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The radio station just played two aggressive songs in a row. They were both cool but they didn't fit the station vibe. The aggression had to be coming from somewhere. Prof. Loomis
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I used my face to stop a fire. It was like adding fuel to the flames. My Dorian Gray, somewhere, howled into the night. Was it a dream then? My invisible co-pilot chose to have a
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the very tissue of life itself. But no-one was there to say "Bless you" to God. This made God realize how lonely it was at the very topmost of everything. Tears ran down God's holy
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Cramming them into the pram I pushed for just such an occasion to arise, I cooed to them, "You will be Jordan A, and you will be Jordan B. I always wanted twins!" It was a win-win
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Well, forgive the heck outta me if I just can't do it. I get a rash from washing in poop. Call me a sissy if you will," said Sid. "Sissy!" said Hiram. "Oh, all right," said Sid, "
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"Was not!" By now, Mom had had quite enough of the kids fighting in the back seat. "That's IT!" she announced as she stopped the car, "I don't care if we are in the middle of
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were around his ankles in a flash, and I hoisted him up like a fish out of water. "Now lets see what we have here." I smirked as I shook him. Lunch money and gum fell out of his pa
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He reveled with countless loose women. He drank 'til it doubled his vision. The bar was his home where his name was well known and he often regretted decisions.
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I got curious after stumbling on a Jerry Lewis clip that I didn't find a bit funny. I used to love everything he did when I was a kid. I tried to watched 2 of his movies. Not funny
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I was thinking about myself we were both thinking about myself who too were thinking, each, about myself and so on and so on and so on and so on... There was a red plastic flamingo
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So imagine my surprise when the East West Burbank Police Department flew me out to East West Burbank, first class, not to spot a deuce but to return the general's wife's panties. I
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My left knee sometimes gives out on me. Nothing too bad yet. It is the yet that I'm afraid of. What if my right knee wants in on the gig, OR THE FINGERS, yes, the fingers also. "No
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Then there was that one time when the four of us stopped Ragnarok so that Freya could go with us to the clam bake. That went South lickety split. She brought her stupid hot brother
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Vlad was the kind of guy that already knew why he didn't like you before meeting you. His mother taught him how to do that for some reason. So I was already on his bad side when we
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I could hear air moving around in my room. I had my eyes closed.I tried to bring smell into play but she stayed in the cabin with her rifle. It was the insect circus up in here.
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it’s your turn.” Junior didn’t bother to release Dad’s nose hairs from the tweezer’s jaws; He dropped his drawers, yanked a single pubic hair from his testicles and giggled wildly.
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(Y/N) was your typical person until the incident. You see, they were on their way to Maya's house. (Y/N) thought it was a good idea to trust her. Boy, they were wrong.
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going to my head. I needed to think of something to turn me off immediately. Um, peeling your skin off, vomiting diarrhoea or stubbing toes! No good. It seemed my boner grew bigger
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God" I smugly replied.At his confused look, I opened up my trench coat to reveal countless #1 medals. The customer gulped, immediately regretting the rap battle proposal. "Too late