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sons of billionaires. When there wasn't anything to want that you couldn't have filled, what did you want that was worth wanting? The obscene became blasé, the oaf head of state.
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and the number 8. I never suspected Sesame Street was so REAL. Surreal. So Real. My rage told me that I was Mr. Snuffleupagus. Big Bird was my Virgil leading me through my Inferno
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A fragment of my imagination, for some unknown reason, fell off my notions. I'm not saying that it might have been the consequences of toying with the dark forces again. I'm not
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I thought I had been running through fields with Hitchcock but when Buffalo Bill came at me I could only pelt him with road apples. He ate more than one or I'm a figment of my
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But hunt you down I will because that is how much I love you. You deserve my best and I owe it to myself. To find you when you least suspect it. To share my Spotify playlist. The C
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"Really dude? You're kidding me right. I get to leave this shit and take a vacation? Don't fuck with me dude, I'm the Lord. I'm mostly empty space, I created you. Didn't I?"
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That was another thing Howard the Duck was going to have to pay for with another piece of flesh. The birds were angry as well. Duckman turned to face Porker. Porker turned to not
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Squawkers took Nona to see her favorite musical, Birds & Chicks. She fell in love with it when she saw the movie. It introduced the world to Mallard Brando. Frank Canary played a
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Then he remembered the clean chamber pot on the top shelf of the hutch. He wondered again why she insisted on storing the slop jars up there as well. He got the chamber pot down.
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Being delusional, Brian didn't see the bar joke he was walking into until his foot was already deep in it. Then he made it worse. He had a big spoon.That worked ok until he found a
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ere too good for you. Imagine that now that you're shopping at JC Pennys, Mrs Rothschild-Carutthers. A dame about the town. Even the optical fibers got tired of his abusive texts.
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Stifling my baser needs I killed the cop instead. I came to rue that day but I did the right thing. I knew it then and I know it now. I get my last supper tomorrow. In-n-Out Animal
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So these humans are the only ones that have something called free will. It is crazy. That means that, if all things come from God, then Satan is only doing what God made him for.
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see the real fairness I was denying them to make them so blissfully ignorant. God had given me a really shitty job with these humans. Sometimes the perks weren't all that fetching.
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"Life is cheap to those type of people, Janet," Brad pointed out. Riding their bikes in the middle of the highway like that was bad enough but then add in the sleet, witch's tits,
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He ruined my day. He made it look so easy that I tried to do it myself. I got out of the bankline. There went 3 hours. I jumped into the revolving door just as some bank robbers we
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They also claimed some obscure Inland Empire connection. No one who was any one paid it much creed. A wisp of an Imperial gets them all crawling out of the woodwork. Huntingdons we
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It had the firmness she expected but not the taste. It tasted like Bertha had been sitting in the hot sun on the bleachers all day watching her son's games. Bertha took offense at
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"After how your Uncle Vanya died, you, of all people, should know not to say clusterfuck like that," Uncle Yuri sprayed at Yasya Kropotkin's milky noodled face. Yasya tried to expl
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Not being Calvinist, Sheila decided to skip the austerities just this one time. Again. He grandfather would QUake in his buckled shoes until the paint peeled from the hexes on the