I honked out my predicament to each passing car but they only gave me dark headlights. My radiator almost blew its cap over that. I got the chassis involved & I righted myself onto

black Xs on her pasty corpse like complexion. She'd gone to grade school with my grandmothers and here she was still slinging eggs & hash. Madge meant Monday donuts to me but I sti

There was some magic left in the old ways though. Wait, how about we read your entrails first. This large intestine says you had a horrid death. Duh. This looks like a toy soldier

to misquoting the mad magician as easily as his morning constitutional and as often. The color of his constitutionals was a state secret for some reason nobody can remember. Still,

When Cecil was a little boy he was actually a little girl. That is only pertinent because it means that Cecil had at that time cause to see what she did. At the time it didn't seem

Forgetting about jet-packing up to the mountain, shortly after I had punched the unhelpful Sherpa, I went on a head, ready to climb the mountain. I began my journey after

-sided hill. Many people ponder the beauty of The Amish town on lopsided hill. But most of all people think about LordVacuity's folds of beauty. The town of Amish on lopsided hill

so weird, but as I was drunk, it seemed perfectly normal to me. All I could think about is getting another shot of tequila! I pushed and shoved to the bartender and the drunken

piles of gluten over. He shifted his focus to the innards, and produced a latex mold for a zygomatic arch. "How punctual of you to decide." He pronounced the two calcium lumps very

eat his last bite of fruit. In horror, he realized that he had left his chicken behind. Running back, he found, to his shock,

bugged out as he realized that he had eaten chicken nuggets for breakfast, and he was still alive! He marveled at this beauty and ran off, pushing the coins off of his desk,

friend..." smiling devilishly, he threw a juice box at his foe, all the while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" No one knew why until it was too late, he picked up his lunch tray and

Joe Humphrey Ooddle seven the third. What a beautiful name... As he pondered on the beauty of her name, he was humbled. He started on his quests to repent for his sins!

Been a long time coming. I've already made the decision. Now, I'm just postponing. Some might say, "There she said it". But, did i? It doesn't matter though because it had already

El barrio de la Tortuga is not named after a turtle but after a hero to some and a villain to others. Sometimes the same thing in both. Juan Estaban Jorge, Guadalupe Tweety Bird.

score and seven times since breakfast. I’m going to kill you after, because I just realized it was you who made me shoot my missiles too early by confusing my crew.” Then she blew

many times for me to know he wasn’t coming back in as long as he knew VM #17 was out there with no cover on his coin return slot. This an act of loyalty and you need to this mutiny

Now that you know what I don’t know about knowing a known one or an unknown growing number of that number and it is still available for the price. It has been gnawing at me since t

talking-boy's forehead. The bodega owner fetched a carton of Marlowes. "That will be $78 dollars, non-negotiable," said the talking-boy to his owner. "Plus, to hell with you. I'm

back then, though it was hard to read - most of the newspapers had rotted. Karen grabbed a large plastic bin liner and began shovelling the mouldy bulletins inside. I grabbed the