which is what he hates but likes because it makes him very angry and happy. Insipid Illene Iodine was a different matter all together but in another place wearing a different face.

"Hey," I said, "what's the matter, eating fritter makes you fatter." The babysitter's mouth opened wide. A full marching band was inside. The bassoon opened the tune, but the oboe

I had to strangle the cereal bag’s neck to get it to accede to my wishes that the bowl be filled to capacity. What about safety concerns is it yours? The milk will even things out.

Diogines actually said "You reeka" to everybody else who wasn't bathing with him in his hot tub. Newton said, "I have seen so far because I have peed in the ears of giants". Hegel

each night to work at her corner store. Memories that stung him now that she was gone. His transgressions were coming home to roost and his daughter had been the first casualty.

has the potential to love infinitely. I myself have never taken that last step in loving infinitely but I've been to the edge. From there I looked down. You know I lost a lot of fr

sacrifice I am making. In order to serve the Lord Satan I must maintain my chastity. This man tests my resolve but overcoming temptation for Satan's sake redeems me in his eyes.

all of the paprika piled up behind Sub-Commander Chaucer. It had been confiscated at an early morning raid in the Spice District. Cucaracha was allergic to it. Rio & Siam were for

The Checkov gun, having already been fired, told me that we were in the third act now. I turned to myself across the room & I listened respectfully while I told myself a thing or 2

White highlights from the sun on the grass couldn't hide it from him Death was nearby. Even as the battle still raged beside him, it might as well have been on the moon for all it

Chicken rhinos don't forget & they never ever forgive. They keep grudges through thick and thickier, Step back Jack and splatter that crack while I whack & attack with alack. Mind

Will it ever matter what the code really said to the Fortran compiler & only using assembly language to boot? Probably not anymore but once, it was important. We're in a Once now.

Ken had been saying he was going on a "forced TB" but what he heard himself ask was whether it was time to suicide. Forced to be. It was inertia that was keeping him here. He'd not

I honked out my predicament to each passing car but they only gave me dark headlights. My radiator almost blew its cap over that. I got the chassis involved & I righted myself onto

black Xs on her pasty corpse like complexion. She'd gone to grade school with my grandmothers and here she was still slinging eggs & hash. Madge meant Monday donuts to me but I sti

There was some magic left in the old ways though. Wait, how about we read your entrails first. This large intestine says you had a horrid death. Duh. This looks like a toy soldier

to misquoting the mad magician as easily as his morning constitutional and as often. The color of his constitutionals was a state secret for some reason nobody can remember. Still,

When Cecil was a little boy he was actually a little girl. That is only pertinent because it means that Cecil had at that time cause to see what she did. At the time it didn't seem

Forgetting about jet-packing up to the mountain, shortly after I had punched the unhelpful Sherpa, I went on a head, ready to climb the mountain. I began my journey after

-sided hill. Many people ponder the beauty of The Amish town on lopsided hill. But most of all people think about LordVacuity's folds of beauty. The town of Amish on lopsided hill