The clone blinked like a clone at his question. "I was the last survivor from Vat#666 in MOMMA tank epsilon on Maansta 48, 328 After Landing. The Black Vat." The professor froze in

How soon before the Great and Glorious Rump demands everybody be in uniform? I can see the Secretary in a bright red uniform with gold amulets and piping. The incantations worked i

paeons guarding the State. We had to keep paying them more and more ever since The Great and Marvelous Rump outsourced our safety into the arms of his Secretary of Indoctrination's

much better my life has become since I started these sessions with her. "I didn't even like those yoga pants & threw them into the River of Forgotten. What happens when I miss rent

Nation is a mystery that hasn't found the right politics yet. Or, so, I used to think until I met Omar Peck. Yes, they always ask that. Before the steigle device. Long before that.

your mother's vagina. Yeah, at least I'm not that. I would feel shame for you and ME if I were your mother's vagina. The Great and Wonderful Rump knows whatever knowing knows." The

as if by some cybernetic overlord who might be up to his old tricks again. I was out of luck getting either Smith or Jones so I had to make do with a Gilbert. Agent Gilbert hailed

Big pile of shit you’re selling mister. I don’t think that shit wants selling. Not in this town and not on my watch especially. Go sell your shit down the road or the road might be

But she was doing it and I watched the whole thing, except the parts I don’t remember or didn’t actually watch. I watched them. And I came to the conclusion that what I saw was one

Or MOM if it being upside down is your kink. More power to the Oedipal. Can you feel me? No you can’t. But I touched you. I hope. That might explain that look in that guy’s look. I

A friction we scream about in our dreams. We like how we sound. All these heads to get into. Just WOW!

Though he did influence me in my delinquency/ Jovenal & al Farabi might take note/ he spoke. What he spoke of was not new or in progress. It was all that friction that was missing.

I meant to ask him after the unknown gestation periods of countless alien species. I forgot to when he smiled & called me a Karen to my face. I called him a Chad & a fauxinfluencer

Oxham's Razor in choosing where to invest in the past. I didn't want to change the timeline into one where I wouldn't benefit from my efforts. I couldn't show up on Bucky Fuller &

A solo David Lungless never quite panned out for me. I don't know how that can be. He does solid work in the Blue Clyde. Outstanding work really, but then falls flat when alone. To

"How, exactly, does a strange riddle work?" "Wrong question but I will answer it anyway in the form of a strange riddle." The interlocutor nodded her assent. Then he vanished right

Life, for some, is hell. Take Tony Tweadle, for instance. He was born in a Cheetos bag. His mother was a skeezer who didn't even know she was in labor. She thought she was finally

The bed of the truck was much too small for the smallest of the 3 sections of her new couch. The seller had told her to bring a trailer. She brought a mower trailer. "No refunds."

You are seriously not playing Blue Clyde right now, are you?! One of my favorite tracks, "REVERBS (live in Chernobyl)". I don't know the rules anymore. A garrote goes where? Thats

I watched the space between the buildings to see if it would expand with the heat. If anything, it looked like it got smaller. I shrug my shoulders & get back to wiring my doomsday