so weird, but as I was drunk, it seemed perfectly normal to me. All I could think about is getting another shot of tequila! I pushed and shoved to the bartender and the drunken

piles of gluten over. He shifted his focus to the innards, and produced a latex mold for a zygomatic arch. "How punctual of you to decide." He pronounced the two calcium lumps very

eat his last bite of fruit. In horror, he realized that he had left his chicken behind. Running back, he found, to his shock,

bugged out as he realized that he had eaten chicken nuggets for breakfast, and he was still alive! He marveled at this beauty and ran off, pushing the coins off of his desk,

friend..." smiling devilishly, he threw a juice box at his foe, all the while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" No one knew why until it was too late, he picked up his lunch tray and

Joe Humphrey Ooddle seven the third. What a beautiful name... As he pondered on the beauty of her name, he was humbled. He started on his quests to repent for his sins!

Been a long time coming. I've already made the decision. Now, I'm just postponing. Some might say, "There she said it". But, did i? It doesn't matter though because it had already

El barrio de la Tortuga is not named after a turtle but after a hero to some and a villain to others. Sometimes the same thing in both. Juan Estaban Jorge, Guadalupe Tweety Bird.

score and seven times since breakfast. I’m going to kill you after, because I just realized it was you who made me shoot my missiles too early by confusing my crew.” Then she blew

many times for me to know he wasn’t coming back in as long as he knew VM #17 was out there with no cover on his coin return slot. This an act of loyalty and you need to this mutiny

Now that you know what I don’t know about knowing a known one or an unknown growing number of that number and it is still available for the price. It has been gnawing at me since t

talking-boy's forehead. The bodega owner fetched a carton of Marlowes. "That will be $78 dollars, non-negotiable," said the talking-boy to his owner. "Plus, to hell with you. I'm

back then, though it was hard to read - most of the newspapers had rotted. Karen grabbed a large plastic bin liner and began shovelling the mouldy bulletins inside. I grabbed the

-mer, lest you end up in a clock tower and see a boy putting his privates into a watermelon. YOUR watermelon, which he stole. Zombies got nothing on your soiled watermelon rage.

to writhe in labyrinthine contortions on Aunt Delilah's skull (so I hoped, for that was my intent. She had blinded me and my blind-sight was vague). Then I uttered my hex upon her

The voice in the next room was slurry and shashimi didn't usually address me as Madame. Mickey had put himself into my drink. Rats! I reached for the epipen I had sewn into my bra.

another stranger had entered her life to stray away eventually. Tommy Harsh had only come into the store to buy a lunchable for after class. Peculiar watched him. Then Tommy left.

legs for any stranger that promised infrastructure improvements, feasible or not. This made her quite popular during the hiring process of lots of companies who never really consid

Today, finally, I found out what it feels like to have your brain sliced through by a large shard of glass while being ejected from the ride while still keeping my hands inside. Wo

a nasty turn when Ted's boss came out and yelled at him to stop floating above the Pornorama West and get in the stockroom and price those damned foot fetish DVDs. But Ted had no