As a VX junkie you will have lots of time to build up your vocabulary. Why dumb it up for the other guys? They won't know the difference. We'll take a spirally inclined plane over

In the 60th dimension Gilligan's Island had been a Japanese show called Girrigan Gundan Bihachi Jones. When they intruded into the 59th they synced with the Ugly American episode.

is open to suggestions my mind draws a blank on a blank wall & calls it blank. Banksy called me the John Cage of Street Art & people bought it & my artwork. My brain & mouth never

King Winston soon found out that a king's word didn't hold much sway down here in he streets where the shod trod through the crap. The mob of jesters & whores brandished their grie

"You want to undo your marriage proposal," Dr. Jackson asked Senator Jabber. "No, I want to come clean about not liking pina coladas or taking walks on the beach." "Mind Tunnel tec

all the proper ATF required forms just to keep him legal on that front. Brock took Mitch's fingerprint card and raised it to his lip in thought. Brock handed the card to the deputy

Lightning struck the transformer outside their window like a crescendo of sparks as they traded passion for lust, back and forth. Meanwhile, Kevin in his dark room, swaying on his

and she didn't have any plans of being here when that bird shit hit the hood fan. Hattie covered her pots & ducked out of the kitchen to the dock. Henry's Gourmet Pigeon Loft died

Oh, so I've told this story before? Ok, did I include the part where the Indian burial grounds were bothered by some space tourists but the earthlings got the blame? How about the

haven't met a wench that I haven't met yet, but you know when I do, she be leaving well spent and content, she made the rent, she didn't mean to represent those who's last hope got

long ago. And you know that, Uncle. So why are you asking me about some galaxy hopping tourist when you know I won't know anything about it unless you think I do, which I don't."

"Driving home in the rain, I asked myself, "where do I fit in in the echelon". Hierarchy was new to me in those days," explained Quifabay to the freaks & geeks that were visiting t

"Ain't nobody gonna wanna eat in my tub, let alone sardines in olive oil & this bikini you gave me don't fit me or the 80 year old woman in the corner cooing to herself," I told

I made the offer. It was out there. Would he take it or would I have to go around him, again. I waited until Friday night to hear back from him. I didn't. I figured he'd gone elsew

Rocky was used to that ploy and said, "I see you've got leaky plumbing under that skirt. I might have the right tool to take care of that for you." Diane Ternpiek, straightened up

with a story of its own. He didn't care what Burbles's story was, he was going to try this thing out or I would know why not. Burbles just kept babbling his blah blah blah this and

please leave." When Lila hissed at him before turning and leaving, it made the scorpion in a halter top more apropos. Larry limped to the conservatory his dad had built into the

set apart from that other damned fruit in the Garden and everyone would know it and crave mine. Cleansing they that issued from Eve's womb and inherited her curse. For now though,

your Vichyssoise & takozushi burrito mousse dish. Married Fritos are not allowed whatever their gender or how they identify. The ninja chefs of old knew the score when it came to

toleration? When did every slob get so snooty? "Your belief system is the toilet paper of the masses." "Pardon me, I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to infect you with smallpox." Lepers