The voice in the next room was slurry and shashimi didn't usually address me as Madame. Mickey had put himself into my drink. Rats! I reached for the epipen I had sewn into my bra.

another stranger had entered her life to stray away eventually. Tommy Harsh had only come into the store to buy a lunchable for after class. Peculiar watched him. Then Tommy left.

legs for any stranger that promised infrastructure improvements, feasible or not. This made her quite popular during the hiring process of lots of companies who never really consid

Today, finally, I found out what it feels like to have your brain sliced through by a large shard of glass while being ejected from the ride while still keeping my hands inside. Wo

a nasty turn when Ted's boss came out and yelled at him to stop floating above the Pornorama West and get in the stockroom and price those damned foot fetish DVDs. But Ted had no

They say that Hugh Britely was able to conquer three star systems just by showing them his hair which he wore ala-Custer. It weren't the first time he implied a connection with

I almost had a breakthrough into my mind as an eleven year old. I remembered it from when I was that eleven year old. Now I knew what it had been all those years ago. I'm what happ

was: Peculiar Cluck. "What kind of name was that," I spit out, "for a chick filly like you here now at this Chik Filet?" She just looked daggers at me and mopped after me. Rather,

But I didn't believe it. And I haven't to this day. I might add to the list, I might not. It will depend on if I can think of anything worth making the list. Maybe I should start

One thing to keep in mind when trying to keep in mind is that keeping in mind might not be worth keeping, in mind or out. I raise the issue to as a red herring to distract you from

This one time, one minute I was six years old and the very next moment I was seven years old. I asked my porter, "How can this be?" He shook his head with a big grin a smile wide.

painted portrait of myself, not to held a captive to your whims," shouted Leroux as the manacles bit into his wrists. "Oh, relax," said Yoko, "Art is bondage. Get used to it."

and it got published. Vending Machine #17 was pleased but warned Sam & Desh about not doing it again. It could be dangerous to let Vending Machine #17's location be widely known.

and an Erlenmeyer flask, for some reason. The members of the ATWMBP told themselves that it was fine if the League of the Holy 17 hard more members, our members were hardcore & dev

"Of course you're dead, doofus. Otherwise you wouldn't be able to see me. I'm the Grim Reaper but only because I have to put up with millions like you who want to parse being dead.

as part of a drug treatment program they were involved with that allowed them to take massive amounts of hallucinogenics & involve themselves in community theater. Being my 1st gig

The gunfighter entered Hakato's castle. The chef ninjas were ahead of him cooking up some mischief that kept his path clear of Hakato retainers who wouldn't need their rice portion

Bowman still felt like a Dave Bowman so he acted like a Dave Bowman. [He is no longer a Dave Bowman, though, and The Beholder will behold that & the trap.} Dave Bowman waved at The

Busty Sprockets and Dirty Shiny Butts from the robot porn shelf and it walked back to Hathaway and reattached itself to him & hid the magazines in his backplate without the cashier

a "hatingmeaness"? Where do the mavens of meaning stand on that monstrosity? Just inside the cloaca is my guess. Still what is with this fogging over the meaning of things with run