I think the dead smell is coming from me. I guess that demon got me. But I canceled him out. Oh well, maybe I’ll finally get some rest. I’ll let somebody else a raize hell.

Which was odd, Mickey's groggy mind pointed out, because Mickey didn't have blinds in his house. When he attempted to look around the room the universe rotated the opposite way. It

Right about now is when Vice President Pence and Mother should make their move. He'll never be President now. Unless he invokes the 25th Amendment & saves the nation from a madman.

might have gone down that way. But they DID make out in a poison ivy patch. The poison ivy got into some tender places before he could bring Ulysses home to Ithaca. Kathy moved the

he got a moment's notice. Something was about to happen. Thanks to the moment's notice he was prepared to meet the moment when it arrived. It came & went without a hitch. Thanks to

It turns out that when you're dead pushing up daisies makes sense. It gives the dead something to do. Makes them feel like they're still part of the circle of life. Boredom is the

There it was. He hadn't been in Aaaaaaaaargh on the night in question. His claim of seeing a witches sabbat on the Aaaaaaaaargh greens led to his mother-in-law being burned at the

His boss pulled him aside for a meeting. "Listen uh...your work hasn't been up to scratch lately. This is your last warning so fix up." Bababooey paused and uttered, "Bababooey..."

The other part of being back in my own skin was that I didn't have to feel like a lurker in my own life. I did but I didn't have to. It was a choice I didn't know I'd made. The dew

Instead of Cossacks running the citizenry down we'll get methed up rednecks in big trucks who don't know a lick of Russian, yet. No Red Dawn needed this time. They had the orange

"The Potemkin on the Potomac" was my one word play about a US President ordering the US Military to fire upon US Citizens peacefully exercising their rights. The transition crisis

sure that working in an accounting firm wouldn't trigger her or exacerbate her borderline personality disorder. "Viola Russ?" Viola stood up. "Ms. Hemlock will see you now." Viola

and boycotted Walmart. Since the average Walmart shopper followed the false prophet and stopped shopping at Walmart, Walmart went out of business. The false prophet's next target,

Then I started feeling like a real person again. I had substance and extension. I could feel the body I had; the blood pumping, lungs inflating, spleen spleening. I was out of my

"Madam?" the waiter answered. "Could you please hold my mug up to my lips so I can drink? I can't do it myself, because of the straight-jacket, you understand," she said, as the

Wasserman wrote the book on Existential Bullshit. Just one person, Donald T. John, studied the book (actually, he paid somebody to study it for him), and that was enough to change

to travel to the Palestinian city with the same name - it was totally NOT because of a 2006 Drama set in the small town of Jericho." His mom smiled awkwardly. Jericho shook his

Bluecaps on the otherhand... They have an air of self-righteous arrogance, and they have brainwashed their citizenry into thinking they can do no wrong. Their warcrimes are blessed

Thursday was Pork N Beans night down at the Corn Hole Convention Center. I wasn’t good at Corn hole, but I could put away more pork n beans than anyone else, which made me gassier

After the fat man entered the room, he sucked up all the crisp clean air, and, with each exhale of self-important diatribe, emptied the room with stale, heavy, guano-smelling gas.