thinking, only I had become quite distracted by the thought of greasy fries and gravy, which was Grim enough for anyone. There ought to be a witch involved, and a little girl.

crew answering the Call of Gitche Gumee '. The lake, it is said, never gives up it's dead when the winds of November come early. And here I was with my hair still akimbo. "Answer

resolution in keeping with their final wishes. Final wishes that were revealed not by the zombies themselves but by their surviving relatives or spouses. That system was rife with

Steal souvenirs of the film's lost props. Once the Titanic sank, everything and everyone was lost. The tiny toy boats were detailed reproductions of the original ship. The iceberg

it all. Blanche was visibly salivating at the prospect of snatching up Tuck's humble pie. She preferred eating crow to humble pie but she was not about to let that pie go uneaten.

Once in the water the sharks made quick work of Blackbeard & his crew. The weaponry however worked itself free in the descent to the bottom of the sea & waited there to be found.

Sergeant Pepper perused it and said, stroking his goatee, "I think I know. Jolly Roger may be the one who sent this. Blimey!" Jolly Roger was his schizophrenic uncle. Our address

Little children worldwide, sometimes sprinkled with cinnamon or drizzled with chocolate. Nabisco bought out Jesus Graham 's patent for £1,2 billion. That's the rest of the story!

That was my evil twin and the camera filmed backwards, once again. It had a mind of its own ever since I opened the box. First thing it said was, "Careful with that axe!"

"The war here is getting worse. I don't want our son Brenton and daughter Cosmo to grow up in a war zone. So I'm sending them to Earth, with or without your approval." Shouted Ease

The quantum computer, according to his psychiatrist, made his schizophrenia worse. Where else to find napthalene? He took out his laptop and couldn't find anything on Google. Argh!

d dogs and doctors, claiming that that were followers of the great Wumba-Wumba, and therefore heathen and deserving of various skin afflictions. The Pharoah was intolerant of all

and scared the Heck out of me. You see, for a long time I had harbored the fear that my cuttlefish secretly hated me and wanted to blow me to bits. But it was a silver balloon that

ou can always tell what a quahog writes by his over-use of capital letters," said Cummerbund. Manatee glanced at the missive and noted the capital letters. "I still says it's sea

But you could always tell that they had passed by the trail of dynamite stubs and Acme receipts they left behind. Maybe they could be stopped by cancelling their Acme account! It

"How'd you like that one?" Ludwig would shout to the emperor, to which the emperor would reply: "Stop shouting at this personality, it's very sensitive" and then send out another

had been at the Cone. That is what we called an unknown structure in the woods behind our house. If you went in naked it transported you to the center of the Universe as Earth's re

as she had alway been. OK she was a zombie, so technically an undead god, not a living one, but so what? She was still willing to lend an ear. It kept falling off anyway.

4BR3B Shotgun and put it in a safe spot, telling everyone, "It will be in the skeleton closet". Plotsky agreed it was a good spot and put the Messerschmidt pistol in the Mahagony

with a distinct foot cheese scent that was tastier then the sad flat little hash puppies at the Stand-up Diner's Open griddle night. Anyway what can you expect from Dane as Cook?