. Sake and Teriyaki are my best friends. The stuffed sausages floated happily in a tempting brown sauce while my guests had cocktails and appys.

snapped."That's it,dad.Re-Education time!"I strapped a 40" tv to his head & made him watch Jerry Seinfeld routines for 10h.After the cleansing,I fed him quality:C.K.,Carlin,etc.

They played ping pong, which was a brand new export from China at the time. This way they had tea and played a then unfamiliar game to pleasantly while away the afternoon. Lord

Taipan would often catch other stray cats doing the same thing after their cupboards were drained of cat food, though he felt he had the upper hand. The radioactive mice had a

That help promote his medical practise? His mum advised him to play it safe and advertise In local newspapers. Some had free ads.

lifted off a dead priestess, & gave them to ShortRound, as the sign really read: "Whom stolen property shall be found upon, will fall prey to the Whoopie Monster". "Thanks, Indy!"

Then The Lady in Red sat next to me, handing me a thick envelope. I opened it and found a manuscript neatly written by hand, which had my grandfather's signature on the front cover

Her favourite stores closing all at once. One was giving away everything, so she took three boxes home in her car. The other was too crowded to get at the dress she wanted for ages

Which translates as: Sr. Keeble gives me a wah-wah every time he rants about the need to defend oneself against the phantoms and zombies, but I know he is correct. Sigh. Where to

Freddie Mercury joined him onstage to sing "Fat Bottomed Girls", an audience favourite. The applause lasted ten minutes. Freddie vowed he would be back with a new album of his own.

That caused quite the disaster. Just imagine if gravity not only stopped, but it all went sideways. The smaller planets started protesting

My breath comes in short little gasps, and I turn to look at Andrew. He places a hand on my shoulder and gives a slight nod. I take on step forward, towards the

They had by that point formed their own government in cooperation with humans, but eventually rebellion began to stir among the puppies against their former owners. What happened w

Start out this way. All sorts of strange events happened and I became an artist and actor. I was shell shocked and thought I was Martian at times. I still do, but less frequently.

A dog-man. I am, in other words, a hybrid. Hence my fur coat and four legs and a tail. But, like humans, I can speak and read and think critically." She was flabbergasted.

The house was shaking, then her fiancé believed her. It was indeed an earthquake. They sat there having coffee, then the shaking stopped. It was not their imagination! Next thing,

painted beautiful butterflies, and amulets and flowers and fruit, and even the starry night sky with Mother Moon and Siblings Stars, and fell in love with the sea of the sky.

Dress like the purple prince, and do a purple rain dance when needed. Remember the native American rituals when creating your own rain dance. 2) hire minions and practise dancing

"I would take you to the Paradise Steakhouse!" I didn't know such a restaurant existed, but Ian Anderson did sing about it in 1974. Was it still open?

Please dance with me to the last waltz?" He said, "Of course!" It was the last waltz, because the place blew up but we survivec to Global Economic Crisis