reached my hand out blindly for the wine glass. I hit my mark of course. One more drink and against the advice of my lunch I called Mitch Redfeather out on a date. He called me a

And an explosion of thought it brought. It started with a question: "What if it was backwards?" From there, all became clear. Who was involved, their motives, and... oh. Oh no.

Then Freddie got AIDS. They never got that album. But then came the rise of Nirvana, which saw yet another white David on our screen.

Somehow, Gödel's endeavor of converting all known units into their equivalent in root beer flatness, created a small rip in time; making the world litterly flip upside down.

the Queens exotic painting collection. At last, I was dragged down to what can only be described as some royal speakeasy, where the backup guillotine lay infront of me.

to see that the fourth letter of the alphabet no longer exists. The ruins of a nearby restaurant read "Mc onal 's", with the street sign next to it saying "Vinyar Roa ".

a Milk/Bloodman instead. A milk vampire, essentially. And as we all know with milk vampires, they can only drink whole milk. Marley was still awful at sorting similar liquids, so

the Rhino Judge, slapped the baboon bailiff, and crashed through the window out into a crowded street. Disoriented, he didn't notice

Hrengor was stumped. Fuming, he stomped around blindly, urge to kill rising, rage building. Then on the cusp of his peripheral thermal vision, Hrengor caught a blip. Heath's beef

were hammered on Crown & Coke outside the 7-Eleven, hoping to swindle some tourists out of enough Yen to buy a skinny dime bag, step on it, and make enough to approach Mosura with

in the muck, pouting. What to do? What to do? Perhaps now was the time to expand my pocket phoenix. Yes, may as well. The old cliches were retold for a reason. But first I'd need

because he still hadn't pulled the sock out of his shorts and he could tell Linda was eyebanging his fake package something fierce. Schmuck whirled around, pulled out the sock, and

survive, you will follow orders! Sargent Hammalik slapped each cadet hard across the cheek, then looked them in the eye. "Men, you are the hope. We are ready!" Hammalik pressed the

She bent down, pretending to tie her shoelace, and slipped the jagged rock into her palm. If she could strike just right, with the element of surprise on her side, she might be

"Uhm, yeah, is this the, um, place where you fix the like, ah, my brain hurts?" "Yes sir, please come down to 472 Ohio Ave. We're having a Tuesday special so hurry!" The caller

Mayo. Node Mayo was the whitest, blandest, least saucy of all 12 Nodal Moons of Shaphat. But Krikli had a balloon of sriracha implanted in his neck. With COSMAX's help, they'd

and a jumbo slice from Sal's. Luigi wasn't solving any mysteries running a caloric deficit. He hopped on the dragon and they hit up Sal's. Once sated, it occurred to Luigi that a

V was visceral, irascible, occasionally avuncular and frequently profane. "If I don't get my MF'ing pizza right F'ing now" said V, "I'm going to

reenacting the punishments he'd doled out back onto himself as penance but he enjoyed them too much. Often to completion. Hrengor the Beholder looked down at the note in his hand.

team do some nitrous balloons and play strip poker while they considered how to push their war mongering agenda on the weakling general populace. "Look here" said Killovitch " it's