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flowers, trees, and other vegetation but with Kevin's new amulet, he could hold sway over the pollinators and slowly transition control of the kingdom into his domain. "First, I'll

know that he had undiagnosed AD/HD, OCD, ODD, BRB, and AC/DC. Jorgen needed to Rock these pyramids! In a very specific and organized way. If he didn't get his way, well, it would

With the monster obliterated, Saitama look at all of them with a glare, proving he very much could handle it. "Now that that is finished, what is next?"

Another example: They enjoy eating 'fruits' like the 'apple' and the 'cherry.' Both of these fruits contain cyanide in their seeds, a deadly substance to humans.

watch out, because this time, the flowers would be hunting him. Buzz flew around with a hungry stomach looking for food, or whatever bees have. He hadn't eaten for days. Suddenly,

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. Haven't you heard of the butterfly effect, you ignorant baboon! First you tear up, the tear seeps into the ground water, and eventually the drones will blow up your offspring!

lake of liquid. The skies grew grey and blue, as the weeds grew and grew. Always growing, quite inspiring. Through the bitter cold, the weeds were still there next spring.

"Sir, they put the coal mine on fire, we're doomed!". "Dispatch all firemen immediately, we must not let destroy our power infrastructure". The enemy was attacking fiercely and

s, matter when there was something very important to fix on Dec. 28, 2023 for the Doc.

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Buy her trajectory was adversely affected such that she was now on a path through the planet. Not at all possible with their hyperspace modulator was offline for badly needed repai

I knew I was not worthy to be in such august company, brief as it was. It was like seeing the promised land but knowing you will never get there in your lifetime. No lightning stri

The kids hanging around looked at the man in the white van asking them to play a game called "Pass-the-Tree". "How much to play," asked Millicent as she removed her dive gear from

Mr. Squarepants, not knowing he was Suarepants, knew this was a moment that mattered. Could he keep his shit together or not? He squeaked through by doing nothing intentionally.

then a full choir of angels fly off in all directions. THey had their assignments from God: their programming too. The lo and behold there appeared a human sized dragon on the thro

But Moon Doggy felt threatened and struck out with some fung fu moves. He took the butterflies by surprised and all bunched together. He wiped out hundreds with his first swipe.

Everywhere that is except in the heart of Philip Gardnier-Lanet. This wasn't his Yuga. He didn't like it. But here he was. What were the rules for him being outside the mainstream?

bats," snickered Philip Gardnier-Lanet through his teeth as he pulled the garrote tighter. Nobody understood what he meant. It clearly flew over all our heads by at least a foot.