She shrieked, "Eeewe!" but accepted it. " Kermie Darling if this is what it takes to make you give me half frog half pig babies damn it I'm in." She dipped him back. The room shook

The corpses of dead patriots rose from the ground eerily preserved in elderberry wine and frankincense. I was shocked but secretly wondered who Frank was.

The rolled out the red carpet on the runway. They hired the best photographers and even brought in the best security. Now give us that million dollar smile Crystal Knight.

The way that I concocted to make us really free. Based on my observation that lemon juice enhances whatever warm to hot liquid you put it into, including broths of finality, we use

with her alligator bag. It has sharply teeth that come out when no one is looking. "I need to get off this bus buster!" I shouted at the corner of the room, still tripping balls.

I turned to my co-counsel and mimed asking him "are those the webbed feet you foresaw", that is nail #2. Wait a minute, I just realized that means the prophecy is really in play!

Only hitch in his plan was convincing his wife back home on Zelexa-5. For years she had built that home up from a hovel into a mansion fit for ...well,certainly a Level b

your brash confidence. It's all a façade--cowardly and meaningless." Just then the Narrator began to cough.. Just a tickle of the throat, he assumed. Right. A tickle hmmm.

. Oh yes they did! They bagged it with a giant brown condom. Red & Bubba began to move it towards the exit. So far, no one noticed,being absorbed with the Sex Olympics pole vault.

was whammo, homie. It spilled thrills beyond my will's will to transform that fast. The moment dropped me like a hot sweet potato who was too long in the rain without Calvinism.

Índia. Era outubro e as chuvas torrenciais da época das moções haviam passado. O periodo passado no mosteiro no Tibet fez meu cabelo crescer e me mesclar melhor com os Hindus.

we backed away from the anomaly slowly. Eventually the field of dreams that had haunted us receded like my hairline. We shot photon torpedos into it, desperately trying to close th

Grannie Nan's Vegan Foods commercial. My only concern was, I was cheating and didn't want to get caught. I was overwhelmed by the fame and fortune. So much so that I didn't care

We were the only rocks in the ocean of and that was tossed from shore to shore Gilgajovenescity and pi eventually found jobs elsewhere but I remained here for the fortune tellers

why I have come to maintain my plentiful mind through brain harvesting. That's right I am the zombie. Not just your average mindless walking moaner. I am the force behind the hoard

Can lead to led poisoning and heartburn. that is why I have staunchly prohibited the following of the laws of physics here in wonderland. The Cheshire cat smiled a toothy grin and

a decent apocalyptic souffle- that's all I asked! But Lula managed to find some egg substitute and after we had taken over the plane's main microwave oven, I was able to whip up

underway in nearby Wimbledon. Imagine my vexation at being denied attendance at the tourny by the conflagration in my hotel room. If we weren't rescued soon, we'd miss the main

dougnut. How could her granny have thought that this was the way to attract boys. She stunk like black death & the indigestion the sauerkraut-flavored doughnuts gave her fire farts

Thank goodness that Lizzie Beth just happened to have a get out of the Grammies free card. She turned it in and went to see the world's best vocal chords expert. He recommend a