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"Detective Manatee, didn't you solve that case 50 years ago?" asked Mycroft. "Yes, of course he did, you simpleton," said Vanessa Conquest, "but I wonder why he held onto the ears

"I didn't melt them, Mom. It wasn't me!" In a desert diner in-between stations sometime late at night, Audrey Kregler apologized to the waitress about the crayons and offered to

leaping upon the counter was a nice surprise to Hrengor the Beholder, who had been thinking of shutting down his interstellar food-court smoothie bistro. Hrengor blinked at the cat

If you don't want to play the game just say so, but please don't just post lame plays like "B" -- that is rather insufficient. If you can tell stories or gossip then you can write

something in Punjabi. Blasted Heath pointedly ignored Bhagavan and began to sift through the pieces of the smashed object, looking one person's for clues to the murder of

Just so you know, it has been so quiet out here, despite whatever psychotic crap has been going on elsewhere. Please don't bring any of that here. Otherwise you are welcome.

Mrs. Cavanaugh had a fear of frogs, which was an obstacle to her teaching career until her grandson's classmates somehow deterred him from spritzing frog-scent in her classroom.

It's a release and a way to comment on stuff, it's a way to play, it's a way to remind, and for me also a way to learn how to write more succinctly. How about you?

"Have you noticed the second presence yet?" Granny Teressa once asked me from beyond. "No, no, but thank you for asking. I think I turned out to be kind of psi-blind, except for

"What am I doing here?" wondered Hrengor the Beholder. "Sure, I did give up slaughtering dungeon ninnies and have seen such a cosmic variety of incarnates visit my smoothie booth,

Mrs. Anderson broke her chalk against the chalkboard, perhaps because of some sudden surfacing of a bitterly embarrassing moment to which she had a strong reaction. Her students

It was under the influence of Thomas Ligotti that I entered the nearest diner; which upon reflection did seem strange, given he was not usually known for stepping out. Nevertheless

"Just so" intoned Sherlock Holmes absentmindedly, enraptured at the sight of sone cigar ash left on the floor. "In this manner you are sure to catch-" but he was interrupted by a

By then, Olivia knew that a combo of optimism and boldness was the only way forward. However, she kept her panache in reserve as she entered the post-apocalyptic coffee shop, where

but was also moved to mention that maybe more contrast would be better, e.g., "I never found a lover in abandoned shopping malls." Well,

might be overshadowed and overlooked by some poor baby-man attention whore. April of 2026

they erupted with a violent orgasm out of nowhere. They'd been digitally manipulating the sensory cluster and had almost forgotten the surrounding context. "C'mon, let's roll. This

Why not just write in English if you are going to set it in London? We can't all read Turkish, you know.

Dunno. Why? I Dunno. But there might be a way to know, and that would be to ask Dunno himself. How might that go? - Hi Dunno! - You dunno what? - I not Dunno, you Dunno! So you