We stayed there all day, listening to the sweet singing of the roses. We cuddled to stay warm, which turned into closing our eyes and falling asleep.

be so foolish again. I mean, after all, Trump was destined for the presidency. She had seen him in a dream - seated in his rightful place at the right hand of God. Trump on the o

already made up. There had to be a catch but he could never pass up a bargain & Jeff always wanted to live in the Interstitial suburbs, but we became the plaything of the galactic

a giant vat of bud light. It was still in the cooling phase. Inside it were drunken sharks that looked glassy eyed & swam in squiggly circles trying to focus on their next meal but

have a hole but a nice shady spot in the forest. The moose led the way, and his newfound friend had to hurry to keep up with him. The quahog clung to his family

They get darned out of existence with special needle and thread - or they used to be. Now, socks get thrown out, like everything else. People are so wasteful! Shame on us sheeple.

One, the Fuhrer sang, mimicking James Joyce when he violated the silence policy at the Dublin National Library. The sky responded by dropping footballsize ice pellets on his head.

I recommend drinking Mississippi's Concoction from El Dorado. Unless the cat that scratched you was a Stygian Sphinx; is so only the Waters of Lethe will help you, and then not muc

Detective Manatee looked after me as I grew. Now I work and owe my life to him. We solve cases together under the sea, but today we received a strange one from a starfish.

"Very well Sir, I will cancel your whiny hiney. Could I order you something more appropriate? A trumpet or a noose?"

Family was going to move in December 1st. They included the entire clan, since this was no ordinary house. It had been designed for sea monkeys by sea monkeys so it had extra

The perilous waters of folding stories amidst the demand for logical content even the minions can understand. Folded stories are not like that! They are the best way to circumvent

Munching bastards that would boil the bodies of the damaged and reap the monies from their hard labour that kept them in poverty.

demonic study session, that's all!" said C'tharnak. "Well, as long as its educational," said his mother, "but this time please clean up all the sputum." C'tharnak rolled his many

in the wardrobe.Then when the guests finally leave one after the other removing their coats I am eventually unable to hide. It's usually the most annoying relative who discovers me

it protruded out my nose and now I could not breathe. I screamed in my mind and wondered how I was going to make it? Awe then I remembered all I had to do was wash my face and the

Shrek was a kind, strange, layered ogre. Until a half jilted lord, a crazed fairy godmonster & a spoiled would be prince conspired through time and death to steal his bride. Fire

are more rare than a bumblebee horse. When you visit the family jewels in the tower of Lunchdon they make you take your shoes off so you can't kick them without hurting your toes.

ow. The prophecy spoke of having to get out of bed every morning & go to work. Really!? Lame! So I consulted the guru of hulu who told me that I would find love at the bottom of a

picked up the rice cooker and placed it on the counter. He measured out 2 dry ounces of Jasmine rice. The RAM-Z's cook station had all of the optional attachments. Including, a rut