With tendrils that raped the ocean for that last bit of black luster it scooted it's random way at NOW where we await fawn on him then NOW. The ground is barren & our availability

since History hold a profound desire to kill, he decided to end their friendship by death.

If I was giving my daughter away, if that still has some meaning, to a husband she chose , that last walk would include a Tango.

20 years later and a revisit has made me appreciate more fully, not that it could ever be finished, Selma's Serpent Dance.

he needed--the best-told creepypasta ever--was found in the NY Times. I can tell you which object is the MOST cursed, however: The NES game "Snoopy's Silly Sports Spectacular".

Blackout the roadside billboards that were offending social justice warriors. There were 632 of them. It took a long time to find enough material to cover them completely.

It is a logistical nightmare being the real General George Armstrong Custer, time-traveling mercernary robot from the past/future. For one thing, you have to be everywhen all the

Was shocked to find the 1000 and 500 rupee bills were banned. He went to buy gold and found it was $2,465 USD an ounce. 98 percent of the people were unable to save. Life was

rag doll fraying at the ends. We embraced. But only for a moment because the Ralph the exotic furs and game collect was on to my beastie of a friend. "I'll get that sasquatch fur"

Him as he washed his hands and returned to work. McConnell was lucky Trump at least respected everyone. Barry waited for McConnell with his silver hammer, disguised as Maxwell...

"Interested!" The message stated. "What are the dimensions of your raw chicken bag?" WTF? I replied & moments later, I got my eBay bid: 42¢. Packaging the apple, pen & raw chicken

kin. But i feel ok. bite bite bite it i say. Trump is no chump. Immortal his hair. Now we are there. It will get still better I swear...

dank cell in Le Chateau d' If but long after Dantès. He had escaped by playing a dead man. They've taken to stabbing the corpses now before sending them over. Ruins the meat for us

monkey wranglers needed by OSHA. Even with an infinite number of monkeys the wranglers hardly had to much wrangling. The monkeys zoned out at the typewriters. peck peck peck ding

passenger seated next to you if they're totally hot. You can always apologize once pressure is restored. If engine failure occurs, "like" us via in-flight wifi while there's time.

the scruffiest of eligible bachelors from the upper upper crust of society. She leveraged her odd visage for her own private island near Fernando Poo. All was going well until she

"What do you mean the robots are on strike? They can't do that. I own them. They work 24/7 or I send in the strike breakers"

we looked deeply into our eyes, deep into our skulls, deep into our hearts. Was it true we had no heart? Was it true we had no feelings? If you prick us, do we not bleed?

the best of our ability." The FS Officer wiggled his mustache and vanished into the inkwell. The rest of us had paid for a whole lecture, but he skipped the remaining orientation!

killing the entire species. It was Clinton or die. The Martians had done everything in theory power to stop the rival species king, Donald Trump, from being elected, but prospects