weeds and discover new & Amazon remakes of bad products. To boldly go where no smart person would sanely go. In other words to make us all look way smarter than we really are until

The Wicked Witch darted around a corner. She was breathing heavily, still holding her water gun ready. In the distance, she heard Glinda's tinkling laugh and an ominous splash.

Becca was at a loss. Ever since she had been held for ransom she had been told NOT to get any funny ideas. Now her captor seemed to have changed his mind. She racked her brains for

he had imagined were after his food. "Silly Whiskers!" he said, "Purple Monkeys hate tofu, now calm down." And Whiskers would believe him and fall asleep on his feet, pinning him

"Wow wow, bow-wow, how about we play SAO now?"

Jesus Christ my lord and savior present while I give Ashton Kutcher the lapdance of his dreams. My mother doesn't know, but if she did she would

cream and could only sit at its dressing table complaining about its rough, raw dishwashing hands. At first I thought this was an improvement, but after a while it wore on me and I

The Bruno Mars pun fell as flat as my grandma's failed souffle on that one bright, sunny day in 1964. It was one of those days you never forget, but you can't bring yourself to

sandwich in one hand and the head of an enemy in another. The ground beneath was shaking to a rhythm, and the song was recognised in an instant, no less than the sweet tune by

seven hours to find that miscreant, at least. Band managers, and the contracts they have you sign, contradict music. Just then I found a penny in the road, leaning over to swipe it

BlastedHeath, AKA Salome, rolled her chair away from the computer. Had John the Baptist found her at last? What did he want with her? She picked up the Screaming Skull. "Skull, how

someone could be as homophobic as her. I think she may be in the closet still. I saw her eyeing up my mother.

species rested on our drunken, sweaty shoulders as we did the blorphan tango - you know, the klrr'vip of two backs, or whatever. When I asked about our future, she shushed me, and

de la vuelta empezaron a danzar. Todo un espectáculo, típico de Argentina. Me uní a ellos y con plumas rosadas volando alrededor, bailamos hasta la puesta del sol, no sin antes

He played on a mini treadmill, blissfully going round and round while chanting OM NAMAH SHIVAYA and doing a Lord Shiva dance. Meanwhile, Hamlet ate cat food and meowed all day.

Wherefore art thou, my digital resource? The sun is lit up bright but I'm in the dark without my digital resource. Deny P=IE and you'll win a mention, the Gospel from the Peanut Ga

Melina didn't know much about the man who was taking her to a trip in the woods. All she knew is that she was in love with this Simon guy. She was so lost for him that she couldn't

her. I yearn to be near her but she can smell my clinginess, so I have to maintain a false air of aloofness, while sneaking devoted looks at her. Slightly too aloof, my cloud float

Was the title of the space alien's book. This wasn't like that Twilight Zone episode, "To Serve Man." "To Kill Earth Itself" is unequivocal: to kill dirt. Dirt isn't alive anyway.

-ellish maw from which they emitted. BEEP! And all those nasty things her mom said were gone. She didn't even remember what they were, any more. There was no Mom. She was like a