their chiropodist badge, a high honor indeed for any squirrel. "Tally ho!" said Crispin. "I've bloody got it! I've finally got my bloody chiropodist degree! Fancy that!" His partne

bis was working more effectively than Dre had hoped, but instead of incapacitating the cannibal, it was just making him even more hungry. "Excuse me, I have to pee," Dre told the

in a fit of jealous rage. The pair had a gouda thing going for awhile, before things went sour between them, and Feta crumbled at the mere mention of the suspicious grater's name.

to his Mommy & sniffling:"The VP called me a name!", the question of his maturity level resurfaced. Would Xii not have been the wiser choice, being 12 & thus a year older than Xi?

enonites that can find shelter under my tent, just as Sarah gave shelter to her spiteful servant in the storm. Verily, I feel the Lords tongue falling upon me. Copious Amundesen's

Galactic seems to the same footage of footage on an endless loop. You seen one mindless British automaton on the way to perform his function alongside thousands more.

or I'll be belchin'!" and spewed out acid from his mouth. The waiter took accurate aim at the suction cups, but the Sea monster restaurant brawl was already on its way. The owner

took these outbursts of hers in stride by this late in the game. We assumed everything she said was true in some universe only she was privy to. I did prefer my dumplings steamed.

Chili lime chicken burgers were served at your mothe's house that night and you read Sartre differently after that point. And you jotted down the recipe from your mother before you

At least he knew no one else was doing it, so he felt more relieved. He had time to think things through. And anyway, if he failed, no one was gonna miss the fisherman's daughter,

They never gave up on cake either. So when their metaphorical backsides started spreading along the booth benches of life, rainbow flakes, although useful, proved ineffective agai

room was Cristina's performance art. She found the urinal to be particularly challenging. She tried to wear it as a hat, but finally settled on wearing two on her feet as skis.

Cue from the look of the onlookers and the direction of their gazes he "decided" hot pursuit was called for. But first a 5 minute 80s style gearing up montage was also called for.

with a terror only a sacrifical animal could have. The reality of death at the hands of insane people was nothing but outrageous horror.

desklamp. Dwayne kept saying he wasn't Dwight even though Melissa had heard him say he was Dwight to the hot new receptionist, Aaron. Livingston & Tweed kept to the back with Kiley

species on every planet known to have camping tourists, to find out which would be ideal. The cinnamon bear couple was happy on Ylaz, but the polars could not stand the heat. The

no longer had bubbles, and yet we still called it that. The ground was full of little holes, much like the roads used to be, except now we don't use them. They lay abandoned like a

sols that were supposed to calm the sheeple failed to work their magick. There were going to be potential riots before the plane could land on schedule. Right now the turbulence

Spork because that's the way the dog barked with his runny nose. Caden and Spork went out every morning for bagels until that fateful day when they saw Emily pouring coffee down

had already seen Temple of Doom 3 times, & fancied herself quite a high priestess. There I was, standing aghast with a huge hole in my chest. Luckily, Dr. Tinker had a spare heart