At this altitude eyesight leads to bad landing so we rely on altimeters built into the sleeve of our flightsuit. Regardless, from TV to in front of me at the speed of thought.

secret message through to headquarters with you peering at it? Stop it! Go away! You're not supposed to be reading this! Look, we're both going to be in big trouble if you insist

in love the way a debutante might dabble in art," Quayfagbhay would say vaguely. I could tell by his blush that he had loved Hungry, though that love had not be requited. Then one

Completely renovate the living room so the kids could play Pokemon Go without having to go outdoors and risk being run over by a car because their heads were always down.

By the time they were saved from the island they were both Counts of Monte Cristo. Nbody but Kevin and Doug knew how the pipework worked in that whole shebang. The ninja chefs recr

reminded him, "and the water isn't very deep. We're not stranded."

as I was handing the wheel to him I realized I was in fact really driving and Peter Lorre wasn't trying to take the wheel. I'd ran off the road. I managed to stop before going over

I momentarily lost count. Was I in the fourth fold now? I rested, then got the ol' pickaxe out to wallop for the next strata. The air was getting thin. Few people remained here in

The answer, of course, was Kevin Bacon. Not Francis or Roger, but Kevin. Kevin rated a 6. Twice as much as sex.

out the full text of The Treaty of Guadalupe Hildago to the beat of a different drummer since their last tour. I was a lot like you until assimilation. Now all my vocalization

along about this “God and Ark thing.” Noah refused to admit he had a drinking problem even when told he was seeing double and had really only gathered one of each animal. Mrs. Noah

found Gangsta’s Paradise. Thumping and pounding, grunting and grinding to the bass and bongos, searching for his Zomgirlfriend, Zomboyfriend turned into Zomhorndog. He was stiff

"How about I be more like Madge & soak your ass in Palmolive instead," he said to me snidely. "That sounds enjoyable; assuming we're scaling up for size. When can do this?" "F&*k

Dooley and his word was "unspellable". "Could you use it in a sentence please," Dooley asked. "Yes. The name of God was unspellable."" "That's what you think," thought Chaz. Dooley

waved excitedly at their carnival friends. Gary & Gary loved to ride the ferris wheel for hours on end with binoculars, enjoying the sights of the fair. Barney was bleeding out.

She peered into the misty cauldron, eyeing the Office Depot smock on the disgruntled customer service representative. "Yeah, my stapler's broke. I want me monies." Witchy cackled

Chris then made the fatal mistake of walking home through the Latin Quarter, where the document fell from his pocket and was picked up by Victor, who was fluent in Hispaniola, and

With inflation and the way of the modern world, you can't get much for a dime. 9. It's no longer, "penny for your thoughts," it's a dollar. 10. Your entire life story isn't worth

Ghostbusters on the first day I wouldn't be the wreck I am. I didn't and here I am the wreck I am. No perhaps about it I know. Hell, I hated me. I was kicking back with abandon. As

m could compete!" shouted the man, trembling. The robber, a big fan of Disney, was so spooked that he dropped his gun and ran. He did not want to risk his mark becoming a ghost and