Horse urine was a large component of the balding medicine and it smelled pissy. So not only did he have wet pants from spilling it, he also smelled like he'd pissed himself. A hot

but being Blunderbirds they couldn't just stop. One of them had to lay a blunder. It was Porthos, the Butt Blunderbird, aka The Mauve Blunderbird. He skid into the mine's detonator

...the twins were here. It wasn't a problem, they slept in the top floor, and we were doing our job down in the garage. But just as Dan was feeling most sure that they wouldn't get

were you going to pay me?" "We are prepared to pay you $172." said Gungho as he reached into his purse. "Amends made! Here come the bribes!" I chortled with cheaply bought joy.

playing off both ends, "bookending" it was called in corporatese, especially, in regards to luxury faux-branding, was impossible to sustain. Eventually, the flaming albinos would

'em. At least he had someone to talk to when the shop was closed. He didn't want to sit on the crappy plastic & metal framed folding beach chairs now that he knew they're sentient.

t a spell of indifference, but then remembered that she herself could not bring herself to care about that, for it had turned out that earlier in the evening

located, however, I must warn you that certain sensitive body parts must require protection." the mermaid said staring at my midsection. "it's part plastic and can be a bathroom."

chicken-like being hardly seemed dazed. Not much. He weebled & wobbled a bit but it seemed to find it pleasurable. It made a pink furry purrr. We all heard it in our minds, not our

"Which is infinity plus one, in ordinal terms known as omega, number of days." the judge ordered. "Ah, then there is no incentive not to escape, no?" "No one can escape the dungeon

"Bless me my father for I have sinned.My love of basball has caused me to put the ball into the glove when no one is looking," Officer McGillicutty replied to Officer McGillicutty.

before he'd relived his punk period 13 years after punk was no more? I quizzed Nigel about it with a questioning chin up. His shoulders said he didn't know but his slight eye roll

If she likes you, & it looks like she likes you, the Banana Tarantula might let you have a chew of you, oh to have a chew of you another chew of you there are so few of you to chew

airline losing his mother in her coffin. "I found it Sir. Your mother's remains are en route to Rio de Janeiro on a Secret Military flight of our commandeered aircraft. That is why

then turned his back on him, saying, "there is no place in heaven for machines." "God doesn't love me," wept Thomas the train. Then all his moving parts froze up from lack of oil.

lay a giant alligator. "Mr. Thompson!" Bobby exclaimed. "I thought you had died all those years ago." "No," Mr. Thompson told Bobby. I was flushed down the toilet by your mum."

Which is fine, the gas never thought of it either. Slowly they started moving in on the gas, raising the pressure.

Insert joke 'about how many Mike would kill for a Klondike bar but he couldn't walk to the fridge for a beer since the IED had taken both his legs' here. Feel like a heel dontcha?

For to not not would fall as a shame upon us both.

Jamie Farr, reached for another Tony Packo's hungarian hot dog as he considered this revelation about his aunt. If she only might be Lebanese was he even Lebanese himself? What was