I asked kreLLM to generate a few thousand dollars for me overnight and to book a flight to Seoul for the next afternoon, counting on the ambition of their tootsie-roll chefs to

Which is kinda cute, I guess. The other two pigs I named "Moons Over My-Hammy" (cuz I bought the pig from a girl who worked at Denny's) and "Chinka" (which means ham in Swedish).

I heard he "devoured his vision". Totally different than eating his eye. I also think I heard it was not a gallon but a "gall on his umbilical cord" and that was the reason he ate

fix my fucking desktop, but the recovery drive didn't work. I could tell the computer to boot to it, but then it'd just stay blank. "Maybe I can just cut myself," I thought aloud.

and Marty fished his portion hanging from the kitchen lamp. Andre appreciated our efforts to make him feel at home, but his head got stuck between the ceiling & dad's stash of

The gods spat in your cradle lest you outshine them. They burned both the sacrifice and the sinner, to abjure the agreement. The gods fear you because you stink of ambition.

Airplane circuit, and Amelia Earheart, flew out of the Broadway Theatre House, just in time to play some Russian Roulette, to figure out the Trigger to my Dear Juliet. Out from th

mysterious door that just appeared. It was a glowing white color, with an eerie buzz coming from it. I stepped forward, entering through the light.

Afterwards thanks to the bacon, my hair shined brightly but I was barred from Synagogues and Mosques.

I never understood why Jesus would make balloon animals of the blown up city. Even less how he managed it, but that was for the academics. The believers spoke in tongues and

ack. On the other hand if I tossed the coin I would be short for my bus fare. So I kept it and made sure to spend it on bus fare alone. Having gotten rid of the coin I got closure.

serving them Royale with Cheese or grooming their cats or whatever. They only wanted to see us freaks ghettoized in the circus or in Congress. Next, I tried doing tattoos. I kept

"Forsooth, Seamus! I bite my thumb at you, shit covered cur. The reasons you pretend for this break of faith can not, and WILL NOT go unpunished. You dullard!" The Knight drew his

to have his existence recognized by all. After all, what else has he contributed to the world other than breathing out carbon dioxide and sulphuric gas to feed the trees and fungi?

(un)fatal error and hit "fold a random story"! The zombies stared in horror at the tiny box on the screen. It said something other than "BRAINS"! They didn't know what to type in

any story that mentioned a tarbaby jumper by changing every tarbaby jumper with tarbaby jumper. Wait a minute. The 1st & 3rd use of tarbaby jumper should have read tarbaby jumper.

olon slightly to the left of the the stickshift where it ended up just atop of my spleen. Why my colon was that far afield could be explained by the demolished public toilet I had

You will lay out your hopes and dreams on a platter before the audience, freshly arranged in a sauce of idealism. The audience will judge your character with discerning gazes, wait

melting volcanoes felt. It gave them an odd sense of contentment to know that the floor was lava. That, however, was a task for when they woke up. If they ever did. A New Nancy Boy

will win every race, be king of the mountain, top of the heap- but at what cost? Why, you're in luck, because this week only you can get your own bottle of L'eau de Travail at half