e generator before it was too late. You're glad you have something better to do with you're life. You did something. You can conquer the world! Not really though, but

. The tiger was deeply touched by the doc's gesture & gave him a hearty slap on the back. When hours went by & doc still didn't move, the refugee tiger decided it was time to leave

my wife's vegan phase. After weeks of scallion & seaweed I need something more. "Sir, you need to stop that!" a clerk scolded. Had I been making out with a side of beef? That's it,

up some milk and serving him a fancy caffeinated beverage. Your boss inhales the coffee fragrance, then meets your eyes. "You may leave," he said. On your way out, you fist-pump.

Devin had been thinking about this one a while and he finally decided to make it happen. He was going to build himself a flying elevator. It was going to use 4 drones for lift & co

jing jing do jing ka ka jing jing jing jing jang jang did did di did did did did did do do ova dare watch yo step.

I saw the brick supports in their patterns all covered in a light snow. Grass was sticking through in most places that hadn't been mowed yet. There was only one set of footprints.

Daud sat in his car with a box of all his personal cubicle stuff. He'd just been downsized from another tech job. The money from the law suit was running out & he was sure the air

I have never understood that old curse, Your cesspool is your family. In fact, until I just made it up, I had never heard it. It makes me wonder what other kind of shit am I just

love to leave right now but I can't. I just remembered my passport expires on my birthday, in two days. I kept forgetting. I'll just drive into Laredo tomorrow & renew it. Bulgaria

Vacation Faces happened to be playing that night in the hotel's Promenade Arena. Ramon called back to the office & asked Sheila to get the 4 best tickets she could get & to bill it

dragonfly out in the sun... you know how I feel...

A tender moment again. I didn't say it. But there it was. I never meant anything anyway. I was a way station; a brief visit. I never deluded myself on that score. Still, I didn't k

Wouldn't do to make it easy to find the body. I had to stop with the tears. I paused on the back porch. Since it was raised it gave me a nice view of the layout of the alley way.

vloom vloom vloom dis S car go. Patricia no kenn da tru dingham on a Count she be sot bye Ramon's big pig rock collection. vroom vroom vroom Patricia floored it. The further she go

por pintando su culo azul y colorado con essa gente. La van a olvida que la dijeron entre el vulcano dormirra. Los Chichos la tinean desnuda con un langosta viva. Donde esta Ramon?

Asina son las cosas. Unos se matan soles y a otrros, mi pagan que les mato yo. Ramon mi yablo en el cell, un burner. Mi dijo the las problemas que eran Patricia. Mi predunto si le

her tired, strained soul. After the first tink of the pair's martini glasses, she knew everything was going to work out, ungrateful men be damned. She was lucky to have Ben.

, probably because the aliens smelled very much like dogs themselves. The aliens also had the tendency to mark their territory with urine, something the dogs respected greatly.

cattle to the god of the neighbourhood watch in exchange for total protection from all activities of the night. Getting past these buffers seemed an impossible task in the end.