An artist sets out for dinner with her man

shotgun hiding compartment labelled “Shotgun Hiding Compartment” located directly below the secret ejector seat. The seat was marked as…

or were they perhaps what might only be described as “Autosexuals”…getting off on that particular brand of motor vehicle? Either way, they had to be prevented from…

out what was inside. why else would anyone do so? what he found wasn't really that big of a deal to him, but the woman watching him seemed to be very excited about what he found!

throng of throwaways through with being thrown away were on my front porch. "You must have the wrong address," I said indicating the empty jar of feta stuffed olives on the table.

dead souls kept us fed. they wrote it down in stone to last for more than one season.

the bed. but George never realized what he was seeing. Later when he reconsidered the event of that evening, there may have been more to it. In reality the portal was

her own inflexibility. Her muscles and sinew were taut and unforgiving. She was as rigid as bamboo. He, on the other hand, had descended from a long lineage of contortionists

recited the ancient verses of the magi, his mellifluous baritone reverberating through the temple. The Rock began to levitate above the altar, the velvet sheet slipping off his

the voluminous silouette. So I followed the Puffy Pantalooneers around with my head hung in slight shame. I hoped no one would notice how I didn't fit in. My jeggings were embarras

daredevil of a man approached with a smirk on his face. "you think you know ABBA?" he challenged, "I toured with them hauling gear for 6 years and I have stories." The gnats looked

light began emanating from my shoes. I waited in anticipation for what strange effect this world have.... My feet started rising and I was lifting off the ground, now becoming a

realized it was actually a week earlier and his 'trip' has in fact been a supernatural form of time travel. He would have to relive the days leading up to the chocolate milk debauc

The year began with a lot of anticipation. We knew that by the end of 2024 we would have successfully completed our rebrand to Syteca. We also had a lot of revamp ideas.

chose my gin joint to walk in on. This is my court room woman get thee behind me." He said as he did the ritual movements with his hands and feet. Finish it off with a little arch

as much when they said, "we irritated that you didn't get it. You're not the right person for the position enjoy the rest of you petty life." Shampoo wasn't worth it. I picked up

As I neared unconciousness I vaguely heard Mickey yelling: "You can do this, champ!" The referee began the count just as the king & the emperor stirred inside my brain and my belly

Suddenly, I was rough handled and I found myself on the floor with a unicorn's hoof across my chest pinning me down to the floor. We were surrounded by the Unicorn King's Court. I

hand. The baby dragon growled and blew fire all over Luigi. He let out a high-pitched scream and jumped into the bathtub, creating a tsunami of water to cover everything in the....

his car. So, he opened up the driver side door and rolled out while doing 60 in a school zone. He knocked over a gaggle of preschoolers in a triangle formation before landing in