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with your choice of house salad or soup. I really couldn't pass up the clam chowder. After swallowing the 12 shrimp whole, gagging the whole time, I was ready for my soup.
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The cooking staff turned the volume up. The guests could hear the commotion coming from the kitchen. Jen, Varnes and the Chef slided into the dining hall with the staff and danced
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and everything nice. But I the ingredient this dish really needed was revenge. I liked the blade of my knife.
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rence to citrus help mask the smell. As a feral cat, you are unable to use a liter box and defecateall over the furniture. The smell is impossible to get out. So I had to let you
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said my friend from across the table. Battleborn was a brut but loved using the breadsticks from Olive Garden as a weapon to invade Ruby Tuesday's. He insteaded that the rubies
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nstructed them to kill the pet shop owners. Using there unique skills the sea monkeys dismembered the two pet shop owners and began to escape the horrible pet shop of lies.
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The lottery agency beeded to check Marta's winning $34 ticket. When she pulled it from her purse security arrested her for forging a fake ticket as the money was sent to the winner
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derwear was riding up on Paulinus back. Mr Deer continue to drive much to Paulinus chagrin. But they needed to get to the Cathedral to give a sermon on the powers of peyote.
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He thought this advise ironic, coming from his hilly-billy dad with only 5 teeth and a collection of creepy hand bags used to hold various female products that he never used.
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rnity. The fear that God forgets before he forgives makes the last weeks in hell all more anxious. That is how Sally Stayput got left behind in hell with the likes of
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she could find enough hugs to power the portal long enough. She needed to bring her daughter through the portal, but as she stood outside with a 'Free Hugs' sign, she worried that
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"This weeks mystery is where Lunch Lady Cathy gets all her tuna for his fish Taco's on Tuesday." Beephop the clown said. Thaack pondered this question. He did enjoy the tuna fish
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had choked me. I was relieved from the excitement and the adrenaline started to kick in. I wanted to feel alive again. I wanted to feel that kind of power.
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Ginger realized that this disembodied spirit couldn't be her soul. And that it was a demonic monster looking to possess her mind and body. Like in the Wizard of Oz, she had a soul
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victory. She spit the cocoa out in a dramatic effect. She was going to put her foot down now at this tyranny. "I demand a cup of tea" she started. "with Honey!" Jimmy was shocked
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PenPape saw a small Peep running around when she plopped the small chicken into her jawpopping mouth and swallowed it. None of the other animals saw this. But her thirst for blood
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their offspring. They weren't. Regina and Dolores Mudd were conjoined at the waist. They were the bass player in the periwinkle ramona, the Pink Floyd of dimension 27. Memories of
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Queen to E5. The baboon only got angry and threw feces at me. Much like the game of Monopoly I would play with my family. But this was a gentles game. I threw the chess board at
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It helps me pick up ladies when their aloft. Pushes them over the crust. But being The Hardness of Bread comes with challenges. During the Pizza Civil War, NY crust companies foug
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After filing an addendum to the contract, I was allowed to leave but I had to take the ghost of Margaret Thatcher with me. She was peachy and wanted to help my personal life by