a notion to become a loser too, so I waddled over to the Nutri-Sisters (only slightly intimidated) to ask. "Dah-ling, you!" one cooed. "We've got a 'Lose-3-Get-One-Free" deal!"

ask my dead grandmother where she hid my porn but I joined the conga line instead: right behind the dalmation. I wondered again if this was a dream. Somebody pinched my butt and I

They cemented it to the bottom of seinundzeit's swimming pool, where it remained for many years until it was buried under a thick carpet of moss. It was only by chance that a small

I wonder what the diabetes their numbers say I have is going to say about the quite large piece of Golden Anniversary cake I just ate. Something smarmy, I expect. I don't why I did

, hurtful things, damaging things, things of which she must never speak, not because of consequences to herself, but others. I'm not ready to be a Crone! she screamed inside, but e

flashed across what I had been operating with calling it's face. It was making some purring noise and going on about royal lines, & my grandmother, & something about succession.

only because it was better for him than the other way around. With Death in the house, he didn't want to take any chances the next person he touches was him. Death would know all

Jezikara of Mars sauntered up. "Easy. A bar without music is silence. Perhaps you should practice more often." How she got from Mars to San Diego I couldn't say. But no way would I

mellifluous sound I have ever heard. Sheila purred her contentment in this moment of long tombstone shadows & evening encroaching on their time, so many demands, & yet this moment

essive hand puppets if your hand had 20 noddily appendages like my robot vision showed my robot had. The robot that had appeared on my veranda. It had cracked the floor where it st

at are looking for a bit of extra spending money on the side. Don't get me wrong, we get paid pretty well as goons, but some of the guys have nasty drug habits and need the cash.

and me, the hot one. If you're not interested in being a parent, well, that's fine. I think you'd be kinda useless anyway. Just impregnate me, right here, right now, and I won't

I guess I get to try out my sausage and sauerkraut dish tonight. I will introduce them to each other and then to our friends, heat & Time. There will be holy kisses of spicy brown

out of the question, after the last time. I guess I could do something with my Frontier buckskins. Unless we needed to go further back than even that. My caveman suit was handy too

They are not interested in the even, there's no teeter toying with that. They were hard core edgers, they wanted the denial, the sacrifice. Building up kundali was serious shit.

Chuy Kiddo used to tell us about the time that the streets of town were first being stoned and they found the bones of an indian man surrounded by 23 white woman & a man in chains.

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I was on my 9th Power Bar. I has besides myself with worry because that moment that would show if I was a superhero or not was about to happen. If I did this i would be known as Pt

What really stung was that she never questioned the hurtful first premise, never doubled that was the case, about me, that I turned on the eschaton when I turned on the TV last nig

tambourines slapped and shook their zils, jingling for their dinner of Tom Tom and snares, waiting on some throaty warbler to appear in zoot and spandex, slithering across an alien