not by a long stretch. She went fancy & became the town wretch. I had to tread water to rise above the stench. I knew it the first time that I saw the wench, my life had found its

stalk the lion while Bolero played, twice. So, there I was stalking the lion while Bolero played. I figured the conductor could conduct himself while I conducted myself. Bo knows

I had lots to say about those words that are hanging between us but their just hanging there has taken away my ability to speak against them. Words shouldn’t do that like that. Its

The word “dog” means completely different things to me & her. I have never had one and she has had three. For her, “dog” means early morning walks & doo mittens. I don’t see that.

The look on her face indicated that she was still awaiting an answer. How long ago had she asked her question? He was still trying to figure out what her words were loaded with. He

I continued to smile warily as I thought I heard some familiar stranger laughing from around the corner and down the hall one door. Dog sure does taste bad, even with taffy residue

Even still, it seemed like the rubbery smell of burning flesh hung in the air. Wasn't pushed there or swung there, or thrown, just hanging. Napoleon rubbed his eyes. "Sleep now"

the hotel room, searching for a little calico bag with brown leather straps. All my letters were in there, waiting to be discarded, opened, and discarded once again. If only

Nodding, I turned back to my desk. I wondered if she feel it necessary to tighten anything else, being the person with the loosest morals in the building. But who am I to judge?

I shook my head and looked to my left. The vastly hairy oriental man next to me whispered abuse into my ear for me not knowing the way to the consulate.

The internet was actually trying to hide this bit of DIY behind an antiDNS filter. I only noticed because I recognized the old Babbage code when I noticed traffic in the upper iota

r was hardly any help either. Cinderella only had to wish for a plateful of dainty cakes to appear at her bedside and her fairy Godmother made it so. There wasn't anything we could

It is true; I could have played my hand earlier, when I had all the hotspots covered. That I didn't, meant that I had taken his dismissive remark about pickle juice personally. Sat

It would not satisfy I, Juan Alfredo Lourdes Cortes de Los Gatos Descardos. My cause, La Ciudad de los Gárgolas would move up on El Chapoliñ's list soon enough!

Mountain climbers have their Everest & deep sea divers their Marianas Trench & wreck divers want to see the Titanic,but my goal is Point Nemo, the grave of rockets & space stations

my legs wouldn't do it. They had my pulpy mug's best interest at heart. And so I lay there, through no fault of my own, as my adversary and the ring of onlookers laughed coldy, but

mpy doo-da sraatadumpy day. My oh my what a skrrapaty day.

, summoned no doubt by his demonic playing. As the Pegahefalump charged, my mind raced: what could I pull out of my Pokeball to counter it? I had it! "I choose you, Jabberwombat!

cigarette and crossed his face out of the family picture. I barely remembered what it felt like to be the youngest but the monster had made sure I didn't forget. Screw that. Jimmy,

My favourite character was called Noodle. She was made up of long green blocks, a yellow Lego head and wheels. Noodle's favourite hobby was racing around the mixed up city, racing