That is the way it is. Wasn't your fault wasn't mine, but there is this gulf between us now. We're going to have to stop hoarding moments together on different sides of the room.

a marketing slam dunk. A Detective Manatee movie had thousands of characters that every kid is ever going to want at $37.99 a pop. Every seamonkey, every villain, every bad date,

It is 54 years in the future and I am on my death bed. The doctors keep saying I should have been dead 3 weeks ago when all my shit started happening. The nukes didn't help. I don

Yes, a perfect example of serendipitous positioning. Luck favors the prepared. With that in mind, the Bureau of Those Types of Things decided that Trent Trinidad needed watching.

fate should overtake us. Even then will be but another chapter of our story. Maybe all the good stuff happens long after our demise but it might have been our demise that started

A drop of sweat fell from my brow in slow motion. I swatted at a bee in my face. I yanked on the start rope. I had to repeat that 3 times before the mower caught. I let it run a

up to Jay Stewart and the lovely Carol Merrill to quell the rebellion. Monty ignored his injured clavicle and, wincing, went on. “Let’s see what’s behind…oh Christ it hurts…door #2

The Supreme Pisser was actually quite large, his muscles luscious. But his "pisser" -if I may- was the size of a Cornichon. He peed into the golden urinal, but all the women left.

Eli took things too literally. When Kate told him to go pound sand, Eli bought a sandbag at Lowe’s, poured some on his counter, and began pounding it with his fist. Then Eli’s boss

The battlefield is not at some distant place;it is right here--at the heart. Stop making me live like a refugee, a slave, a Hispanic who does all the shit work free before deported

Don't take me for granted...don't merely assume...that I could not do better...don't keep me from your womb...I've suffered more then many...but nothing I can't fix...

as she sprang from her seat she realized she was dreaming of taking a baby to business class. She realized how thankful she was almost done college.

as she ponced off my head she pull off my wig and bounced away

paper boy, whose bike lay overturned nearby, wheel spinning uselessly. "Think our Gazette always landed in doggy doo by ACCIDENT, Liz? Now help bury him." They dragged Ed's victim

I sighed & stared down at my latest subject, struggling against bonds & gag, horror in his eyes. I hated sawing open their heads, but weigh their brains I must! So with raised clea

went back to doing the same things he always did as a hillbilly but, now, always dressed up fancy, like a city slicker. Aunt Mama says I look sexy enough to take another bite. I'm

I first heard of the Tripper's Stone right now as I am making it up. I was astounded to learn that not only did it travel both time and space, all astral planes known, & Graceland,

It just turns out their business was marrying into royalty. So the surprise visit by the Prince, was not without an appropriate contingency plan. The daughters ran it like clockwor

Just then Stiles, seeing that his chance to impress was finally here, stood up on the conference table & bellowed, "I am Farticus." Then Tina from HR stood & said, "I am Farticus".

of the eEwe-nited states of Ovinica, where wealth is viewed by the masses as something bestowed upon the worthy. But Sherman knew that this was not so, as he nibbled the green