Was it disappointment? Disgust? Envy at his blissful ignorance? The way it began to screech sent sparks flying from all of the servos on his faceplate.

entions exactly? Other than a few apps and a disturbing background wallpaper, your inferior device has shown me very little in terms of attainable goals and/or

It was hunting. You could tell from the deliberate patterns it was making, the subtle darting back and forth.. The motions were almost too fluid for such a large creature.

"Yes, Stuart. It's your move. Careful though. I was lenient last round. I won't make the same mistake again."

was changed to four peace signs and the caricature of Wendy, from the hamburger restaurant. We are not certain as to the form or function or this, but we are working to resume full

know he had something special now because whenever he felt alive yet mellow his soul feet would glow with the light of a 1000 Christmas lights but soft like a celestial lava lamp..

incantations suggesting that I was to turn into a dog biscuit. I didn't see it happening, not now. Not ever. Snob was little more than a bag of hot air and was shocked to know he

Or very bright for that matter. But then you knew what you were getting yourself into in this line of business. Can't be too smart and still make it to next week around here.

pped through the pages of an old Fly Fishing With Mitch magazine, looking for the good info. Micky was taking hits from his e-cig &munching doritos by the handful. I took it all in

"Donald Trump was not the first man on the moon" Ms. Lenny's door was burst into. "FAKE NEWS!" shouted a SWAT team.

One thirty three a.m and I do not feel wiser than I did before yet my brain has gone muddled up. All muddled up like______something I don't know.

I pressed the number "587" on the elevator keypad, and then waited as the glass box shot up 9,890 feet into the sky.

And have it I would. By any means necessary... The makeup was simple- white base, dark eyes. Chef's cap and red shorts. But it was the mustache that made the look distinct.

The police came to help with the traffic, while some paramedics took a look at the elephant. It turned out that the elephant had deadly constipation, and needed to get to a vet

I met Fermat at Cantor’s café. He told me he was dating a complex number who was constant about her x, an imaginary number who used to date a googleplex. She added that she might

Then I became a refugee from Earth & I saw the vastness of Space. Only to find the confines of a crowded lifepod on Mars as one of the thousands terraforming Trump's prison planet.

It was brisk, it was cold... The boat was approaching land, but this was land I have never seen before. The sands as dark as tar and the trees, well... there were not that many.

Jar of Maple Syrup? That last one is especially popular around Christmas and Boxing Day. Canadians make a killing off gay porn.

paisley suspenders & danced with a hoe in the hayloft like nobody's business.My Amish crush wore his suspenders inside out & with his bowl haircut his face look the same upsidedown

I hadn't had it since my 3rd suicide mission. It got to a point where I was popping them like aspirin. Those Death Meats kept my sanity at bay. Fuck a little pepper, pepper spray a