We were both in the other's reality. He, Me, had my perfect wife and I had his, Me.

It took many millennia and far more effort than deemed necessary for man to rise in intellectual and physiological superiority. Superiority, of which, consumed man entirely.

"You know, for a moment I thought I'd have to toss you in the trash," I remarked to the goblin, "but now I'm convinced such a courtesy would be wasted on the wretch who at my cake"

t the First Battle of Euclid & 99th. 27 people died that night so that the first American warlord of the 21st century could take the Front Page to announe the end of united states

She left her man in a hole she dug with her fingers six feet 9 inches down. She kept an inch and a half for her future coven. She forgot the stake so she had to improvise. She took

one in line for the bathroom. There was only one in the entire town, the Golden Throne. You even had to pay to use it, but it was illegal to go anywhere else. If you were late,

His two man bobsled partner. It was the first time the two Chinese Olympic hopefuls had come together as a team, and it was Wang Wei’s first time on top. Clearly overcome by the

Ass attitude of yours!” “You need to cut the crap! “If you so much as make another sound, I’ll whipe

As a Coca-Cola distributor, I felt that if everyone wanted to buy the world a coke, I’d be living on Easy Street in no time! Problem is, they sing on Easy Street. Incessantly! If I

The cosmic equivalent of a message in a bottle, and just like it's original counterpart the mystery was how the alien civilization packed such a big message in such a small burst

a test of Sweepy's restraint, as the world's foremost nymphos made the ascent to the Great Guru along with him.He rejoiced that half he left unhumped at reaching Mt. Wimple's peak.

suggest over a megaphone that this could have been the bossest blaze ever, & would they like to guess who tried starting it & maybe let him finish this time. "Hey, WTF handcuffs?!"

socks in the other. My friend, as much as I can piece together, tried to be practical and went into the shower to wash off the vomit and blood and psychic detritus that The Eye had

And there is no doubt, as he is out and about, he’ll give a sexy pout while pulling it out from his mouth and shout “You know I know you go below to show

But was it actually a catch? No one seems to know what a catch is anymore. The referees huddled around the screen. Unfortunately, the volume on the device was very loud & you could

But the fact of the matter was, antagonizing and cringy as they were, the clowns were no more than 8 inches tall each, measly ants to the ogres that tromped the grounds of the

Had she known that I was an expert at reading body language, she surely would have used her third hand to block my view of her chest, as it was clear to me that she was excited and

Sister Sinister pointed:"Those babies in the nursery owe their existence to you, 'Sister' Stella." "You mean my one ejac..lord be blessed!" "Your secret is out, mister. Leave us at

to being a Lady of Ocher. As Lady in Blue, Ozmorelda, now controlled the Blue Temple's purse. As a psychic, now Head Psychic as Lady in Blue, she had already known this day was com

It was my neighbor, howling at the moon. Werewolves have recipes of their own, & it appears the ingredients HIS called for came from my anatomy.But then, I started howling myself!?