I think I picked the wrong color on my new sheet set. It is a dark blood red. I think if I sleep on it I might I might become a Medieval clergyman who does quite well off of indulg

My donation was only a sneeze but it turned out to give them all the most bang for the buck. I am quite sure it had climbed on me in the airplane or the terminal bathroom. Someone

A point I wanted to get a broader view on: The author who creates a work in which he appears as the character of the author who creates a work in which he appears as the character

But other times I realize that is not true. I didn't fail kindergarten, kindergarten failed me. The hand up never made an appearance. The step ahead was more of a kick in the pants

Yes, that is true. If it were not for a history of progress seen through all stratas of society the increase of knowledge can lay claim to, I would not know how to fix an omelette.

Yes, it is true. I would choose more ignorance. I voted for more ignorance in the last election. Ignorance lost by winning. But it doesn't know that. It is ignorant. Duh. Yet, it t

up a stack of books. Then I wait. And wait. My eyes grow numb. My thoughts grow muddled. I think I don't...but

on a lovely spring day, when all the exposition fell out of the sky with a mighty crash in front of my car. I grabbed all the dialogue options I could salvage,

He drove over to pick me up & was appalled:"Cuz, your whole skin is just patches & flaps- y'got nothin left to scratch!" "Not entirely true.." I uncontrollably began scratching HIM

really think I could allow myself to be reaped with my boots off? Is that how little respect Death is going to afford me? To take me to the afterlife bare footed?! It used to mean

and I but a witness to the maelstrom. I watched as the HMS Eramus was turned into wet tinder and splashed through the tides. I alone survived and untouched by even a splinter. My r

re. The grief and the despair is part of me now. It fills lungs more than oxegen, provides me with more energy with food. I don't want lie, to pretend to be ok. I want to scream a

The thing you need to understand, Tad, is that your grandfather wasn't always a grandfather, or a father. I used to be just like you right now. Your tank is full of gumption and

Walking across the kitchen, I just stopped. I swayed with a nurturing quiet that wasn't silence. Silence had gone on ahead. We were supposed to catch up with him tomorrow at the fa

Fate was this old lady that just got off the bus and now has to walk two blocks to her apartment. The midblock street light is out on both sides of the street, right at the gates t

Maybe this time they remember it. The next egg crisis I had to see to was about which end of the egg to crack first, or a local variant, eat first. I just had to stop the warfare t

The man in the polka dotted speedos finally woke up, looked around, noticed his speedos, scratched and went back to sleep in the kiddy pool. DId somebody get the storage barn open?

There is an old adage that has been kicking around with my family for the last 403 years. Rock the do you got! And that is all I got.

I had to go tell Pammy that her conjoined twin brother Sammy had filed a restraining order against her. Somehow he must have learned that she was about to do that to him. How had h

The words were on fire because they had faith in a like instead of a helping hand. The transition is gone or maybe it never existed. Turned out to desire the love they threw away.