pie a la mode. Little did I know, but a fellow Weight Watcher followed me to Great Aunt Beula's House of Fattening Things and was shooting a video of my stuffing my face.

had just that morning buried their pet goldfish, Maureen. The pain of losing Maureen had been just too much for her, so while her husband planned the wake, she took off to

Whoa. I am obviously so stoned I need to sit down, but something is telling me to get out of the Bates Motel. Maybe the drugs have me paranoid, but Ms. Bates looks a bit off.

and although I eschew all spelling and other grammatical rules, at least I am passionate. Yup, 0068 is the most passionate of all the fruit in the bowl, and the most dangerous.

It is fold a lots and i expose all props/ competition leave em stiff with all 10 toes dropd/my words wisdom proverbs in 10 fold stocked/on the shelf of your brain dont send no cops

Inued to downgrade and riticule just about anyone or anything that wasnt half as vulgar as he imagined repeatedly.Beer was an option to recyle over and imbark its levels higher

A clippers lakers game from last weekend, by then the coors lights were way passed blue mountain phase. Ra reached up and pulled out a black box full of dominoes "lookn for spinner

Two heads suddenly popped out from under the scarves. Harry Potter & Hermione in the basket with me! "How d'you think Gryffindor's able to afford these?" Where were they hijacking

While Jasper & Herotrix were trying to figure out if they belonged in Category K, Jasper's third cousin on his momma's side, Hoyt, got himself arrested at the ISKON Center, again.

I had a shirt with a pattern of glitter sequin things, and the glue was weak or something because the glitter came off in my hands and I had glitter on my eyeballs.

My high school was the size of a house, like one of those Row Houses in Georgetown or something. We only had three or four single stall bathrooms.

It's not sadness, because you're happy most of the time, or at least not unhappy, but sometimes the world seems cold and dark and you can't muster up the energy to do anything

when the cretin boche will've gorged on croissants & baguetes until they no longer fit into their uniforms, have slept with enough les filles chaudes so they're chock full of std,

But to her surprise, it his mind was empty, utterly and absolutely, a void that slowly pulled at her. She was horrified, and so she

And so the Food Court League was born, with the strong Bread Baker, the Swift Doughnut Maker, and the sharp Cookie Cutter. Together, they fought the vile beings who were causing a

John, probably, but he never talked. In fact he knew lots of things, but his silent were fasten like a toddler on a car. That was until, he found himself in the Desert, meeting his

to exact vengeance on all. With the help of the like-wise minded, Megatron and Skullface, Moses was going to take over Egypt.

When he killed his victims, he would always ensure he left his fish-shaped lip mark signature on their left wrist, marked in their own blood. The Fish-Lip-Stick-Killer was never

to be a fly, simply passing by the inner workings of my phone. I caught the tiny elf between my thumb and my index. Before I could anything, Santa clause appeared angrily next to

I pointed over his shoulder. David raised his eyebrows, looked behind him & screamed like a school girl as a mountain of squirrels poured over him. He stopped, dropped & rolled but